Gemmill

Simon Jordan has despatched his legal types to serve Dowie with a writ live at the press conference. Apparently there's hell on. What a prick.

Preferable to sitting behind Peasepud like.

I'd do her from behind. 142720[/snapback] Righto Brent.

This thread is not designed for teenagers who wish to demonstrate that they've started drinking!

Do you find cans fit easier in your man bag too? 142716[/snapback] Goes without saying, although to quench my thirst I sometimes need to pack two, whereas only one lesser-tasting bottle would suffice. Therein lies the conundrum.

No bother. I aim to please.

Let you off.

Oi man Alex, see my post. Glass bottles don't count!

Ah glass bottles are different. I was referring to the crappy placcer bottles. Definitely not as nice from them as it is from a can.

From a can tastes better for some reason. FACT!

Posh mings, but Loos is the face of Jim Rosenthal.

Roeder not interested: http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~834133,00.html He does say that he has a few centre halfs earmarked as targets though, so at least we know he's thinking along the right lines. So the stuff in the article SM posted above is basically a complete fabrication.

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Was Loos actually wearing no knickers then, as per Sharon's comment?

I'm waiting for the pitchside mics to pick up the sound of a man with a Scunny accent shouting "Frank. I'll wait for you Frank! I love you!". Take a banner with "Have my babies, Lamps" on it, so we can recognise you.

7 and a half hours from Torquay!? Do you go via Paris?

The man is a turd.

At least there's one available player that Spurs won't be bidding for this summer.

9 hours?! Are you travelling by rickshaw?

There's no doubt that Loos is a horrible slapper, and Hewitt is semi-retarded, but it's a daft singing show for charity. She should have been professional (as professional as you can be on such a daft show) instead of, as always, trying to make the show all about her.

Aye, I don't know who Osborne thinks she is tbh. Silly bint.

Loos has got Jim Rosenthal's nose.

Posho and Pigwanker. Here we go, Osborne loved Diana and "can't listen to Candle in the Wind any more", so she's ripping into Hewitt. And she's had a right go at Loos too. Fucking hell, I'd have asked her about how she was doing bringing up her drug-addled kids if she'd done that to me.

I never saw either of them other than for a second at the end when they were meeting the other housemates. So I would have been in the clear if I got it wrong. Jesus Christ, James Hewitt's "singing".