Gemmill

No secret knowledge. Just when I read these posts I get the scent of something too. And it ain't a dead granny's perfume.

I smell dead perfume.........

What a load of fucking codswhallop.

No one's rising to the bait because your argument is as weak as piss man. Do you seriously think we've all gone away to hide and contemplate how foolish we've been having a go at Shepherd?

You forgot to wave it in your dads face shouting "LOADSAMONEYYYYYYY".

Did anyone see that Derren Brown Messiah thing. Whilst it didn't disprove that psychics can exist it certainly cast a shitload of doubt on mediums and the like.

The perils of working from home.

Seriously I hope they haven't discovered his email address on N-O. If Skirge sends him one there's no way he's coming here. fkn get yasel ower here man!!

Absolutely devastated.

Oi T-R man, if you were that rich you would HAVE to do something about the flying business. You couldn't be that loaded and not go abroad!?

Trust you man! I started the thread cos I went out to tax my car at lunch and bought a ticket for the Euromillions and one for tomorrow. The Euromillions jackpot is £10m, so rather than do any work I decided to daydream til hometime. 144132[/snapback] It's true though! Do you dream of cancer of the anus too? 144134[/snapback] Oi! Don't spoil my being-loaded day dreams. I'm currently sealing the deal on a condo on Kauai and drinking from a drink with an umbrella in it.

Trust you man! I started the thread cos I went out to tax my car at lunch and bought a ticket for the Euromillions and one for tomorrow. The Euromillions jackpot is £10m, so rather than do any work I decided to daydream til hometime.

Dotbum and Renton, I want proper answers at once.

You wouldn't have it very long if you hired me as your accountant. My mam does this every Saturday. Buys her lottery and her Journal and goes through the Homemaker picking out her big house in the country. Silly bint!

Some people would be like that you know. 144120[/snapback] There was a bloke won it a few years back. He was in his 40s and still lived with his parents, working as a local odd-job man. Anyway he won the lottery and when asked what he was going to do he said he would be buying a new van and a new set of tools and that was it. Wasted on him.

Say £10m, what would you do? Would you work or owt? I'd sling a few things in a bag, go to the airport and get first class tickets to Hawaii for a start. Then when I got back I'd sort out buying houses in a few places - probably California, somewhere in Oz and somewhere in Europe (Spain, Italy, Portugal or something) and then just spend the year flitting from one to the other with holidays elsewhere to break up the monotony. I'd not be buying any daft expensive cars or owt cos you might as well just burn the cash instead for the money you lose on them. After a few years I MIGHT do some voluntary work or something, but probably not. Haway you've got £10m.......right.....NOW. What you gonna do? Apart from get up and walk out of work.

Look at the bits in bold man. Just give us the facts you dickhead.

Somebody should link this thread to Gunner Sergeant HTL. He'd be all over this.

I was canny sure it wasn't Renton like. tbh's posts don't have the underlying feeling of impending doom about them that Renton's do.

I suspected straight away and then when someone used tbh and you joked that it was a reference to you, my suspicions were confirmed.

I reckon Dotbum.

Dotbum or Renton.

You hope tbh, you miserable get! It would give you something to moan about.

Hold on, didn't you say you'd rather NUFC won a throw in than go to the world cup etc........ 143999[/snapback] That goes without saying. I always told myself I would sort something out when the World Cup was on the doorstep though - I'm just far too lazy.

It's canny pathetic that a bloke is coming all the way from Australia to go to the world cup, and I couldn't even bother my arse to sort out a couple of hours worth of flying to Germany.