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still dont get why we have to sign up but count me in if you go ahead, just tell me what the heck to do *grumbles* (thats about 50 miles in fuel) 145298[/snapback] Jesus Christ woman, What's so difficult to understand about the requirement to sign up?! It's like the lottery - you don't just get to think of the numbers in your head do you? Purchase of a ticket is required. If you think you're gonna do this offline and report all your substitutions in to muggins here to keep track of, and to tot up all your scores you've got another think coming. 145308[/snapback] Whoooooaaaaaa Hold your horses Bianca Jeeez, i can tell you're a ginna Yes thats what i did mean, doing it offline and sending our entrys to you to sort out and tot up Thats what a guy is doing on a forum i use, but i heard you weren't great with the adding up etc so i'll do as you say and join up! 145317[/snapback] No chance am I doing that. If anyone wants to play (and clearly no one does, unless they're waiting for your confusion to subside before putting themselves forward. ) then it'll be via official means. I'm not keeping spreadsheets with people's teams/points etc on. That lad on the Ipswich forum wants his head read.

I've already done that for you in your Andrew's league man woman man!

still dont get why we have to sign up but count me in if you go ahead, just tell me what the heck to do *grumbles* (thats about 50 miles in fuel) 145298[/snapback] Jesus Christ woman, What's so difficult to understand about the requirement to sign up?! It's like the lottery - you don't just get to think of the numbers in your head do you? Purchase of a ticket is required. If you think you're gonna do this offline and report all your substitutions in to muggins here to keep track of, and to tot up all your scores you've got another think coming. 145308[/snapback] You're so tolerant 145310[/snapback] We're nearly onto the second page and she still can't understand the requirement to actually enter the competition if you want to be part of the league though! Would try the patience of a saint tbh.

still dont get why we have to sign up but count me in if you go ahead, just tell me what the heck to do *grumbles* (thats about 50 miles in fuel) 145298[/snapback] Jesus Christ woman, What's so difficult to understand about the requirement to sign up?! It's like the lottery - you don't just get to think of the numbers in your head do you? Purchase of a ticket is required. If you think you're gonna do this offline and report all your substitutions in to muggins here to keep track of, and to tot up all your scores you've got another think coming.

There's something about his legs that would really worry me in a penalty shootout. They look like he'd be lucky to get the ball over the line even without a keeper in the way.

He's just a hormonal, teenage boy from the middle of nowhere who can't quite believe his luck. He's thick in the respect that he doesn't realise that the rest of the housemates aren't typical of society in general. He's also got the highest IQ out of all of the housemates allegedly. 145290[/snapback] Double figures should be enough to secure that accolade though, to be fair.

No man! Sign up on the Telegraph site and I'll create a mini-league on there which people can join. Although based on the overwhelming response so far, you're all too much of a bunch of ramps to part with a fiver!

Look, just because you get your petrol second hand, doesn't mean you're getting your fantasy football second hand too. You pick your team before you pay anyway, gyppo!

I think there's a caesarian going on at the moment actually. I shall ring across and put that idea to my colleague 145273[/snapback] If nothing else she'll get her name in the papers when she loses her job. Let us know how it goes.

Sign up and see then. It'll depend on the relative prices - £50m budget. I think I've got too many England players in my team tbh (4). And clearly not enough Brazilians.

Minging. There was a bloke used to do it when I worked in Bliss in the town. He would come in every Friday and when one of the glass collectors dumped a load of half-finished, but clearly dead, drinks on the bar he would sidle up, knock back any that had anything in and saunter off. Dirty animal.

If anyone wants to play the Telegraph's version (it's a fiver), I'll set up a mini-league type thing and we can have a Toontastic competition. I've signed up today. Any takers?

Loving the use of "hoons", "daggy" and "doof-doof" by a local councillor.

Is this the turd that Bellamy got sent off for reacting to?

Balls to that!

That's like walking round the pub finishing off other people's drinks, you filthy beckett!

Used petrol?

I'm astounded that there hasn't been a flurry of interest in this thread.

Happy birthday for whenever it was.

England will inevitably get put out of the tournament on penalties, but who would you send in to take them. List of names AND the order. I normally hate threads like this btw but I'm bored. Lampard Owen J Cole Rooney (if playing)/A Cole Gerrard Gerrard last cos I reckon if anyone can handle the pressure, he can. Lampard first because I think he's most likely to get us off to a scoring start. And I'd be practising them DAILY in training as well.

My mother's mates with a muslim wifey (perish the thought, Leazes!), and she reckons a lot of these young kids can barely read and are just brainwashed into thinking that the Qu'ran says X, Y and Z, and go off and act on that basis. Canny sad if it's true.

5 quid is alot when you probably earn about 3 shillings a fortnight Tell you what, I bet 5 quid Australia will go further than England.... ....I have no idea why I did that. 145220[/snapback] I'll take you up on that like. Only a few days away now like. I'm getting excited.

You're not dealing with West Country yokels on here you know? Stick this on the Torquay United board if you want lasting confusion.

Ashley Cole Wayne Rooney Frank Lampard Michael Owen Peter Crouch Ray Clemence????? Gary Neville??????

Is Glynn a bit "special" though?