Gemmill

Rooney's first training session out of the watchful eye of Man United, and here's what he got up to: To be fair though, you would have thought he'd have had the sense to at least wait until after the latest scan before carrying on like that, the spanner!

If you were working in a hospital delivering babies today, you'd HAVE to take the opportunity to scrawl a quick 666 on the baby's head with a marker and have someone on standby to play the Damien music as you raise the baby for the mother to see for the first time.

That was frigging dreadful like! Bit of an anti-climax like with the two finallists basically having very little personality.

well, makes me feel proud im an honoury geordie! 145140[/snapback] Not with spelling like that you're not! 145145[/snapback] Illiteracy merely authenticates her claims tbh 145149[/snapback] Cheeky twat!

well, makes me feel proud im an honoury geordie! 145140[/snapback] Not with spelling like that you're not!

I didn't know any of that. Interesting stuff. Cheers.

Aye it's not worth the hassle. It's alright in the summer when the weather's ok, but when it's icy, snowing or pissing down it soon gets to be more of a grind. I was alright with it for about a year but when I thought properly about how much time it was taking to get to and from work I had to change jobs. Don't do it unless it's for a BIG pay rise.

Rollover on Friday though.

He's swissmag isn't he ? Always thought he posted rubbish tbh. And as for you .... 145116[/snapback] No, I think the Swissmag on N-O is a different bloke. Bombadil used to be Swissmag, but I think he stopped using that name and someone else picked it up. I think. I may well post a lot of shit but I'm not even in the same league as you man! What time's lights out there anyway? Is the computer in the day room? 145121[/snapback] Says he who spends all day at work on the PC...at least you buy one for home though unlike that tight git Alex Hows the new job....same as the old job 145123[/snapback] Aye it's shit. I just wasn't cut out to work for a living. I should have been an "It" boy or whatever the male equivalent is. In fact I'm gonna check my lottery from the weekend. Fingers crossed.

He's swissmag isn't he ? Always thought he posted rubbish tbh. And as for you .... 145116[/snapback] No, I think the Swissmag on N-O is a different bloke. Bombadil used to be Swissmag, but I think he stopped using that name and someone else picked it up. I think. I may well post a lot of shit but I'm not even in the same league as you man! What time's lights out there anyway? Is the computer in the day room?

I think LM is off his meds. He's been behaving even more mental than normal these last few days. Blatantly posting from an old people's home tbh.

I think I've got one of their albums on vinyl 145081[/snapback] The only one I can remember was called Blasthead. He went on to play guitar in Three Colours Red, but I have no idea what he's up to these days.

Leazes Mag would make a brilliant Viz character.

Give us a drum roll, gimpy!

You RAWK!

That's who I was listening to in the pub when I came to my stunning conclusion. 145029[/snapback] Bring your daughter to the slaughter. Jesus H Metaller.

Wide of the mark. That's Renton the goth you're thinking of. Alex was in Trillians at the time. 145030[/snapback] I've been in there once like, Jesus was crying I can tell you. Satan was laughing too. 145031[/snapback] I was in there once to watch my old guitar teacher's band play. They were called For God's Sake. Jesus was beside himself.

Alex blatantly exposing himself as an ex-Old Eldon Square (Metaller variety) squatter tbh.

You like Def Leppard and you've got the nerve to say that bloke looks daft! One thing I don't understand about Def Leppard is the drummer. If I lost my arm that would have seemed the perfect excuse to get out of having to continue embarrassing myself by being in Def Leppard. The last thing I would have done is re-learn how to play drums with one arm just to stay in the band.

Let us know if it's any good please. I'll download it tonight.

I don't think I used my voucher either. Even with a £10 voucher applied they'd still make a profit on a decent round of drinks or a couple of meals in Shearer's anyway.

In the interests of keeping the thread going, I'll play Leazes Mag. To anyone who's posted since his last effort, I say this: Typical response of a left-wing do-gooder. You're just like...err....the Chemical Brothers. There is an unseen enemy in this country trying to do us in, but you are all too blind to see it. What are we going to do when they get a nuclear weapon. Will you finally pull your head out of the sand? About what I'd expect from a kiddie's forum. Erm. Iran. And bombs. And stuff. Maybe NOW I've opened your eyes.

We've had this one before tbh. Blatant vendetta.

Confirmed by his agent?! Means nowt tbh.