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The one with their mouth full is Steve the Aussie off here. FACT.

yes thats true, i did say my curves were getting curvier Hate white chocolate You have to try the galaxy or bounty.....i think they do crunchie ones too 143140[/snapback] I don't like white chocolate, but for some reason white chocolate Magnums are class.

Hey it was you that said it the other day. I think I've only ever had Mars or Snickers ones of the chocolate ones, both of which I could eat 10 in one sitting of. I like White Magnums too.

I thought you were looking a bit porky at the minute. That's not gonna help.

Just had a can of diet coke, and it's official - I'm right.

Just a bit of practical advice, Craigy baby.

Bill Gates owns you. Get a mac tbh.

I'm a condescending accountant though.

Dweebs. It's like the Saturday Night Live sketch with the condescending IT blokes. All sighs and rolling eyes when someone asks for help.

Check out the IT boffins mocking the poor normal bloke! [robot voice]We are bigger nerds than you. Do not teach us to suck eggs.[/robot voice]

You think Crouch can dance?

True but how is that relevant? 143063[/snapback] Someone made the point above about Loos being a publicity whore etc, Osborne is no better. For me, it's one odious celeb vs. another. I don't like either of them, but in this situation Loos is doing something for charity (alright, she's probably more interested in the publicity), and Osborne shouldn't be such a spanner about it. 143064[/snapback] Quit whinging you metal minger. 143065[/snapback] Defeated and having to resort to insults. I am the champion.

True but how is that relevant? 143063[/snapback] Someone made the point above about Loos being a publicity whore etc, Osborne is no better. For me, it's one odious celeb vs. another. I don't like either of them, but in this situation Loos is doing something for charity (alright, she's probably more interested in the publicity), and Osborne shouldn't be such a spanner about it.

Aye, fair point like. I think Sharon's a complete twat and a hypocrite par excellence, but in complete fairness to her, I've never seen her wank off a pig. 143057[/snapback] I bet she has though. Can't believe that anyone can really give a fuck about Loos' feelings either. 143058[/snapback] I'm not arsed in the slightest about Loos' feelings, I just don't like Sharon Osborne and the way she thinks she's some sort of moral defender. She wants to have a word with her own scratty kids first tbh.

Tbf though, what's Sharon Osborne famous for other than being a hardfaced bitch, married to Ozzie and allowing her family to be the subject of a reality TV show. She certainly hasn't earned it through any great talent.

Didn't they always have a hard-line stance about not being arsed about England? Now all of a sudden they're writing match reports for England friendlies. Have I made the hard-line stance thing up or have they had a change of heart?

The old slut Osborne tried to have a go again.

Good finish from him like. But what on earth was that robotics celebration about?! Bucktooth Rogers tbh.

Loos and Hewitt doing "Baby it's cold outside", and they're basically just stood having a conversation on stage. Completely out of time with the music.

Did he come clean straight away about being a tranny? Or did someone spot it? That's buggered up any chances of one of the blokes trying it on with him either way.

Stringy spastic couldn't fold his legs into the proper shape to take that volley.

Theophilus P Waldebeest coming on.

Anyone advocating Beckham getting dropped should just look at the two deliveries he's put in for the goals. You forget how good he is at that when you don't see him in the Prem every week. The bloke is class.

I think Gerrard's having a decent enough game tbh. Looks daft him wearing the number 9 though. Oh dear, sounds like the whole stadium doing the "Easeh" chant.