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Plane wouldn't take off tbh. Did you meet at a flightophobia support group or something? That's bizarre that you both have a fear of it.

The worst that can happen is you suffer a protracted, painful, terrifying death, but if that happened you'd have the benefit of becoming a toontastic legend! 143321[/snapback] You don't feel a thing according to Rob Dub.

T-R man, do you know how much you're missing out on by not flying? Get pissed and get on a plane man! Get your husband to do the BA Baracus trick on you or something.

He wants to register a patent like Renton says, and get it up and running in the US. They go mental for dead people over there.

White wine's cold. Piece of piss tbh.

I think it's a canny idea, but he'll need to be very careful on the price. Danger of being accused of cashing in on people's grief. Your mouse cursor should change to a little skeleton when you visit the site too btw.

Bloke from Celtic just left there and signed for us. Roddy McDonald or something. So there you go, the Roeder Revolution continues.

I guarantee you could not tell the difference if it were put to a blind taste test. Apparently most people cannot tell the difference between white and red wine under these circumstances. Mind, I can give you the vineyard and vintage. 143259[/snapback] Given the likelihood of me ever having to take such a test, I'm going to insist that I unequivocally could.

All of the buttons should be tombstones, and when you hover your mouse over them, a hand should shoot up from the earth in front of them. It also needs some creaky door noises and stuff. Basically more of a Ghost Train theme.

There is blatantly a difference tbh. Renton's taste buds are shot from the roast puffin.

If it doesn't work I'll be illegal on the roads tomorrow - nails!

Use of 'but' -ie 'despite that fact' Defective and incurable logic. 143228[/snapback] What are you on about you goon?

I need to sort my road tax out today so I'll report back with how easy it is. Based on what I've read it sounds ok though.

Posters are going up all over the place for this and it's actually canny good. You can sort out your tax disc online, and all sorts of other stuff is explained like replacing your driving license etc. Not bad. Did anyone watch that film from about 2000 about a dotcom company that went bust? Can't remember the name of it, but it was a documentary and it was two lads that they followed from the inception of the idea right through to the whole thing basically falling apart. Anyway, this was what their company was all about, but it went tits up. Canny film like. Back in the days when venture capitalists would throw ridiculous amounts of money at people with no business savvy who knew how to use a computer.

Pointing out that the primary focus of an advertising campaign doesn't make the product exclusively for one group or another tbh. Quite happy with the logic.

Had a point blank header saved in the first half, although he still doesn't look sharp.

Beer ads are primarily aimed at blokes, but birds still drink it.

I quite like it, but then I drink Diet Coke.

Probably due to all that girly DIET coke you drink. 143198[/snapback] Man's drink. FACTASPARTAME.

I have no idea what that picture is meant to signify.

Is he a chubby chubbster like or some sort of bodybuilding type? I'm only 14 stone 10 at the minute man, I'm practically invisible.

MAN UP! 143182[/snapback] I'm like the Diet Coke man at work tbh. Birds gather outside my office to watch me drink it.

How does he get his car to move?

No, proper coke is too sweet, you nerdrith!