Gemmill

I wouldn't wear the capri pants to work by the way. That's not gonna fly.

Anal spasm?

You really are a double glazing salesman? Good luck, try and not be as obnoxious as the last one I had. 177126[/snapback] He'll have to really try.

I assumed it would be 10% of anything he made, or a ginger bumming if he didn't. I used to be, no real need for it in the conventional sense any more. I'm flicking back and forth, the work I'm doing at the moment is technical, and does my head in, so I have to give my brain a rest quite a lot. That's my excuse, anyway. Nearly finished this bastard project now, so you might not see as much of me. 177106[/snapback] How does that work like? You finish a project so you'll be around less??

Just giving you a life lesson tbh 177107[/snapback] Getting him back for saying he wanted to out-earn him by charging him just enough to ensure that he doesn't.

I don't do personal accounts and tax and stuff anyway. I'm strictly corporate, darling. I like how your dad's charging you though.

Poor bitter, impoverished Renton. Gemmill - have you told Fish your terms yet? 177081[/snapback] Ya wha? Are you in sales then Dotbum? I was thinking about this earlier - does your lass not bollock you for being on here all day while she has to do all the work?

I hope the rumours that the woman who talked you through first year earnings previously worked on setting up the Nigerian FA website prove to be unfounded btw.

See. We're even helping him. You can post details of all appointments in here too if you like, that way we'll know when to expect some feedback on how things went.

Notch them up in here as you seal the deals matey. All the best.

That thing where he was Delbert Wilkins was far from crucial too.

I would sooner watch Lenny Henry than Lee Evans. At least he might do that Gatanga thing.

You should open up a Betfair account (whether you want to or not! ). You'd get much better than 14s on there, I'm sure.

Ever so slightly.

Looking at the strength of Liverpool's squad and the possibility of them picking up some more signings (Kuyt) over the next couple of weeks, I think they'll be the closest challengers to Chelsea in the coming season and are good value at 8/1 with Coral. Chelsea are 2/5.

Jesus Wept! 176651[/snapback] I'm with you there Sammy. 176659[/snapback] Went to see him live, not expecting to enjoy it, and he was very funny hindeed. Worth going to see just to see how his mind works. I HATE comedians who have to leap about the place to be funny (physical comedy is shite), which is part of why I was wary, but he surprised me by being funny without all that carry-on.

Raw and Delirious are 80s classics.

The fact that you rank Lee Evans amongst your favourite stand-ups is funnier than Lee Evans himself. He's basically Phil Cool's less funny younger brother. And it's not easy to be less funny than Phil Cool. Hicks is quality. I like Gervais's stuff, but he's not done enough of it.

I was at the actual Mission Control in Houston a couple of months back. They've got a sign on the desk where Ed Harris's character worked from. It was interesting to be in there imagining what stressful times the place must've seen. EDIT! It was the ONLY interesting thing on the tour at NASA though. The rest of it was complete shite.

Jesus wept. I like Reese Witherspoon in normal circumstances, but that is not nice.

I fucking hated that film. It was so bloody dull. I wanted them all to die by the end of it. The fact that I knew they wouldn't only made it worse.

I, Robot. It was good actually. Popcorn stuff as has been suggested, but entertaining enough.

Still can't quite bring yourself to say you're wrong though - putting it in quotation marks and only conceding that your way is not "the official way".

Fish's "that was the way I was taught" argument is hilarious. Dave man, it doesn't change the fact that you're wrong, and that the idiot that taught you to play is wrong too. If I claimed that I was taught that when the ball went out of play in football that it was a penalty, it doesn't make me any less wrong to claim that "that was the way I was taught".

Fish well and truly slapped across the face with the gauntlet before it was thrown down. Aaaaand he's bottling it.