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Speaking of horse racing - anyone see the story about that horse that bust its leg in America last week? It was one of the favourites for some horse race coming up. Anyway, the coverage it received was unbelievable. It was the lead news story on most news bulletins, and they had interviews with the surgeon that operated on the horse, pictures of the x-rays, and diagrams showing how the injury came about, and all sorts. They cut to breaking news once to announce that surgery was over and that it was actually standing up. This was major national news for the last 3 days I was there. Almost as bad as us with Rooney's foot tbh.

Watched Saw 2 recently - it was alright, but fairly mindless tat. Also saw King Kong on the plane - absolute pile of shit. Seriously, it's complete rubbish. On the plane back I saw Brokeback Mountain which was good and Match Point which was very mediocre.

She's 35 ( ), spent £35,000 on plastic surgery, claims to have the biggest chebs in Britain, and went from being a size 22 housewife to being a pornstar. Bit like me mam. 141387[/snapback] That's a porn star?! I'm talking about Lea, not your mam. I can't believe she's only 35 mind. Jesus wept! Anyway, Lesleh's granneh from the last series has the biggest chebs in Britain. Or was that just Huddersfield?

Nah, I think they've definitely had a £5.5m bid for Huth accepted. Lad at work is mates with a Wigan season ticket holder, and he was telling me about the AJ/Huth bids the other day before they became Breaking News on Sky. I don't think we've accepted any bids for Milner yet.

What's the story with the old granny who's had all the plastic surgery? Is she as old as she looks or has she just been unlucky with the surgery? Is she the one that J69 is saying likes kitchen appliances?

According to the Times today, us and Seville have enquired about Eidur Gudjohnsen who looks set to defo be leaving Chelsea. What's the bets he moves somewhere while we're in our "being patient" phase. Tbf, I think there'll be bigger clubs than us in for him, but it would be nice if we at least made the effort.

You've got the lasses top? Re the Euro96 top, great memories yeah but I have to say I thought it was a pap design. Got the France '82 World Cup top recently-now that is Retro! (apart from the shite writing across the back!) 141370[/snapback] You've got the look of a Frenchman about you as well, so you pulled it off quite nicely.

If we aren't keeping him, I'd love to see someone other than Villa get him, just to piss pigface off.

Sven is, as ever, Mr. Active on the bench as England face defeat within 4 minutes.

Pipe-cleaner legs should have scored there.

Did you see the linesman there? The Belarus lad went up to complain and the linesman gave him the evil eye and went "MOVE AWAY". It was like something out of a horror film.

Walcott's on. Broken foot within 10 minutes tbh.

Obviously they lost an aircraft, what is in question is what hit the pentagon. 141272[/snapback] Another question would be "how do you lose an aircraft without anyone noticing?"

So are American Airlines in on the scam too? FFS.

Aye. He'd have been up for court martial I reckon.

Renton is Supermac's mouth (and occasional ring) piece. FACT!

Would never have happened if he was a Straight Edge Soldier. FACT!

Na, not even chocolate liquers. The devils drink i tell ya! 141087[/snapback] Top Deck Lager 'n' Lime??

Same here with Prison Break. I do watch Lost, but it's getting right on my tit-end that they're blatantly dragging it out because they know it's a money-spinner. Also, people are taking it far too seriously - all the hidden message stuff. It's a fairly heavy-handed piece of light entertainment, nothing more. 141074[/snapback] So you cannot be arsed with 22 episodes yet you buy six seasons of OZ? 141079[/snapback] There's no comparison in quality between Oz and Prison Break. Prison Break wasn't good enough to hold my interest for 22 episodes. Oz was on a totally different level.

Same here with Prison Break. I do watch Lost, but it's getting right on my tit-end that they're blatantly dragging it out because they know it's a money-spinner. Also, people are taking it far too seriously - all the hidden message stuff. It's a fairly heavy-handed piece of light entertainment, nothing more.

Nice to read that Roeder knows he isn't just a defensive midfielder.

In anything other than the top40 singles chart its usually a good marker. When looking for a film to watch at the cinema or a book to read form woolies, the top 10 is usually a good place to start 141045[/snapback] Bollocks man! The likes of Jade Goody, Geri Halliwell and David Beckham top the book charts from time to time.

Aye, I hope he's crap. We should have knocked up a mock contract and got in on this hush money though. Ferguson must be loving it - £10m added to his summer transfer budget for nowt.

Except for having to wipe 90 year old arses? 141020[/snapback] Aye, bar work might have been a slightly less bloody/shitty bet if all you wanted was to pull.