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Quality, that scene in On The Waterfront. He's better in A Streetcar Named Desire though IMO.

Watched Napoleon Dynamite on Friday. I thought there were some classic lines and some really funny moments in it, and the lad playing Napoleon was class, but I dunno.........when it finished I wasn't exactly bowled over or anything. Rex Kwon Do was quality.

The only time I could see the attraction of a motorbike is bombing down a deserted highway somewhere in middle America. I would never want to be riding a motorbike in this country - for a start the weather is absolutely manky most of the time here, and secondly, the roads are too congested which just makes it too dangerous. My mam's friend's son died going over the flyover on the city motorway when a freak gust of wind basically blew him over the side of the flyover.

Jimbo have you started watching Oz yet?

I think he's a vulgar unfunny arsehole in the main. I'm not a prude and I don't mind the odd dirty joke, but when it's your entire act, what's the fucking point? I'm gonna sound like a right snobby twat here, but I'd say he generally appeals to thick fuckers, because there's no requirement to engage your brain in the slightest to get his jokes. 180457[/snapback] I think that ship has sailed. 180464[/snapback] True. Twat.

I think he's a vulgar unfunny arsehole in the main. I'm not a prude and I don't mind the odd dirty joke, but when it's your entire act, what's the fucking point? I'm gonna sound like a right snobby twat here, but I'd say he generally appeals to thick fuckers, because there's no requirement to engage your brain in the slightest to get his jokes.

ive already got 5 different version of reservoir dogs but i'll probably get the gasoline can version as well. 180443[/snapback] It'll be the same film you know.

ewerk you mong!

I once witnessed a dance-off in an American bar. I thought I would die.

I'm gonna watch Napoleon Dynamite tonight. I gather it's good?

Sammy, you're a lawyer. Surely they don't let you listen to music at work.

On second thoughts, I'd river dance the flames to death and get back to me whiskey bottle tbs tbs. 178919[/snapback] Aye a few flames licking your face would only add to the authentic Irish look.

"Feck I don't know what to take! AAAAAAAARRRGGHHH so it is."

That's why I said my Hard Drive. 178870[/snapback] You're excused. Toplass is only little though. And she'd never know what leads to unplug at the back - she's a lass ffs!

Haway, all these people saying they'd take their PC?! Your house is burning down man! You can't make three trips! "Oh I'd dismantle and remove my fitted kitchen." It has to be things you can just grab!

Piggy? 178677[/snapback] Clearly Roger; Kill the cat, spill it's blood etc. 178679[/snapback] When my English teacher used to read out Lord of the Flies he used to give Piggys voice a speech impedement. Cock. 178770[/snapback] I'll never forget my first English lesson in seniors. We had this big gay bloke teaching us and we were doing Tom Sawyer. Anyway, he says he'll start the reading and we're all sitting looking at the book waiting for the first line when all of a sudden, in a high-pitched Aunt Polly voice, complete with American accent, he blurts out: "Tom! Tom! Where IS that boy?" I couldn't fucking MOVE for giggling.

Piggy?

Nice to see the signed Shearer shirt will be safe!! I'd save the cats. Anything else can be replaced. 178649[/snapback] Cats can be replaced.

Car keys (so I can get to my mam's!) Wallet Laptop It's cheap enough to get a new mobile, so I'm not sure how that's an essential to some folk.

Li3nz invested in the Nokia Brick iirc.

Skool Daze was quality, but I never even came close to finishing it. I couldn't work out what to do so I'd just spend all the time standing up in class and firing things at the teacher.

Any kid that beats kids up because they've done it on a computer game would have been beating kids up before the game came along, I'm sure. It is canny irresponsible though, and has clearly been made with controversy in mind. I'll give it a month after it comes out before the Daily Mail has a picture of some kid with a black eye and MY VIDEO GAME HELL type headline.

I've got a friend who owns a door and window company and they do refer to windows as vision panels. 177262[/snapback] And this is your friend?

Turning down sales already. Who does he think he is??

You wait. It won't be long before you're showing some new recruit about the special screws with a semi-on.