Gemmill

Fuck me, you've changed your tune!

Thanks for the advice. If it was up to you this thread would have been over on page one man, you wacky funster you!

I had a look at the Coconut Man link you posted last week, but I couldn't work out what it was all about. Now I know!

Whilst that would be funny, it sounds about as legal as what he's doing.

Evidently the German press have reported that Ottmar farted today and it sounded like Tooooooon in a raspy sort of way. I guess the baord is inundated with the believers trying to divine what this arse-cheek portent means 118263[/snapback]

Keep them coming knobhead.

We've only got SMO's word that he asked for it. I bet he volunteered it really.

Is it just me or has Renton stopped posting in this thread ever since it went global?

I reckon the best thing to do is just keep setting up new drop-offs with him, trying to get as many photos of him as possible and just basically making him look a tit for keep coming back for more. Number 4 could be linked in with this - there's enough people looking in on this thread for us to request a bit of audience participation. The only problem then is that we don't know where he's gonna be at any time, so the photo idea falls flat. It would at least get him turning up for fruitless pick-ups though, the knobhead. The finding the girl idea is a non-starter cos I just don't see how you would go about doing that, and I'm not sure how good an idea the "we're the police" thing is. Although having said that, it's not like he's gonna report you to them is it?

Haway we can't just link to all threads on the mackems board man. They'll be getting big heads.

There was one on a Watford board a couple of years back where this lass calling herself Bimbo83 or something joined to announce that her bloke, who posted on the board, had been cheating on her - can't remember if she'd caught something off him as a result or not. Anyway it became this massive thread where people from all over the place joined to post on it, and F365 even made T-shirts. The lad in question was on holiday at the time, so came home to all of it. It was quality but I don't have a link - assume it's gone by now actually.

Nah, I'm not buying any of that like. I don't think this lass is involved at all. Besides, believing the above means that SMO didn't text his weapon to a skinhead, and I'm not prepared to entertain that thought.

By the way, never satisfied, Peasepud also said on the phone that "now's the time to really step things up", so fuck knows what else he's got in mind.

The latest: Just spoke to peasepud there. He arranged another meet at Blockbusters. Anyway, the same lad turns up and starts frantically searching through the Harry Potter DVDs for his money. Peasepud got a photo of him mid-search at this stage. Anyway, by this point he assumes that this lad has sussed that he's being led on a merry chase, so he goes down the street, gets into his car and drives toward the lad and stops to take a photo. Apparently the dopey get just stood there staring at him, but the second dopey get (Peasepud ) was laughing so much that the photo he took is shite! Anyway, I don't know how (presumably he followed him) but he now knows where the lad lives and has a photo of his house. He's on his way home soon so more to follow from him. Apologies in advance to J69 if this is a bit low-brow for him.

Nearly 30,000 views. Jesus wepticles.

Just got a text from Peasepud: "I've got him! He's in Blockbuster now" Sent one back asking if he's got a photo and he says he's getting one in a minute.

It's SMO man.

PP & themags, what did you actually put in the books? Or should I ask the Durham Trickster himself?

cheeky git!!!!!! 117721[/snapback] So that's you then. Lanky arsehole. You look like the sort to be using prossa's i reckon. 117727[/snapback]

Either Smooth or Wacky surely? IP check?

The "Durham Trickster" is posting. Here we go..........

This lad must be thick as fuck. Agree with the Fish. Whatever happens this time, photos are a must. You know what he looks like now so you should be able to pick him out easy enough.

Fuck off! I don't know what's worse - taking a photo of your own or someone elses. Good work anyway though. Oh and Wacky, I agree on banning J69. I'm not up for indiscriminate bannings but the lad is such a tool, I'd be all for it.

Good question. And peasepud and themags have both gone quiet - are they back out being the Hardy boys? Haway SMO, you're lurking but you're not posting - your public awaits.

Better arcades in Leeds? 117655[/snapback] Better lemonade. 117656[/snapback] Looks like he's gone, the fucking Pinball Wizard.