Gemmill

Anyone listening to Radio Newcastle. Gary Bennett sounds a bright lad.

If they don't come out better in the second half, we could get howked here. Missing Shola.

Fuck.

I smell boolsheet, but if that's true, log off and watch the match you spanner!

They can't keep this level of effort up. Can they?

We're under a bit of pressure here.

Erasure - Blue Savannah.

Simple Kid - Staring at the Sun. Choon tbh.

You were linked here from a Pro-Wrestling Forum, so I really don't think you're in any position to be taking the piss.

Did you go to Cambridge Uni Dotbum, you spod, or were you in employment by this stage?

Somebody lock the thread. I do not want to hear this.

The GOLD lustre is getting tarnished tbh.

That's one that wor lass uses. My sister used the word fairy when she was a bairn. I still can't eat a fairy cake to this day! 119968[/snapback] I'm no chef, but I think I'm right in saying that minge is NOT an ingredient, so you should be ok to try one.

Foof is the daddy tbh.

Not at lunchtime!

Step forward Smooth Operator...... 119757[/snapback] Done. I texted him, "Seeing as you're a bloke how much for blowing out your bomb doors? His reply, "You think I'm a bloke? What you on about, I'm a girl. Wanna arrange a meet?" 119765[/snapback] It would be so tempting to tell him his scam's been busted and that his photo is all over the internet (even if it's not strictly true), but I'm not sure if peasepud has other things in mind.

I'm loving the bit sunshine at the minute. It's still miserable having to come into work, but I'm definitely more cheerful when the weather smartens itself up. *sings* The sun has got his hat on! Hip hip hip HOORAYYYYY! It's guaranteed to turn absolutely dogshit in time for the long weekend though.

Happy to have the chocolate and the extra long weekend, but what the fuck is all this religious shit about? Ferk that!! 119647[/snapback] Exactly! I'm mainly in it for the time off work. The chocolate is just an added bonus.

Can we take the picture of some dirty bastard's cock off before it goes in the Gold forum please?

Latent (blatant) lezza!!

Unless we have a solid plan of action by the end of tomorrow I think we consign it to the Gold forum (and delete some of the other shit that's in there!) and call it a day.

Gemmillism founded circa 1975? 119353[/snapback] J2Ooooooooooh chase me!!

40s and 50s mostly, though the person who reacted strongest is 30 and admits herself that she isn't religious, but observes this tradition "out of respect". For who? If I'm not religious who am I supposedly being respectful towards? (Serious question, she assumed I was being awkward and didn't answer..) 119298[/snapback] Seriously, tell em' to fuck off & get a life! She's probably just frustrated because she can't remember the last time she had a meat bone in her...! 119346[/snapback] Better still, tell them you'll be dining on pork sword and spam javelin. Take photos of the outrage.

And how! 119309[/snapback] Just went back down to the canteen to get a double decker and I come back to this cheek! I dunno.....

I'll eat what I like tbh. I don't go to church or owt, so what's the point in me all of a sudden observing some religious gubbins just because it's Easter. It's just an extra long weekend as far as I'm concerned.