Gemmill

Renton was Head Boy at his school off the back of his soggy biscuit prowess, is what I heard.

Based on your testimony in the piss thread, it could well have been you relieving yourself all over the place.

5 minutes? You should have got up and given it a slap. Or at least exposed yourself to it.

Quality.

Love the way he gets her to do his chores as well. So not only does he get his end away, but his lass comes home and gives him a pat on the head for his efforts.

You guys crack me up!

comedy gold? or lost on everyone else? 114952[/snapback] I got the reference, but I don't really do IT humour.

Aye i was surprised to see Sned say that... 114647[/snapback] Me too. Thought it was a bit daft to suggest an issue like that had anything to do with me posting on here at all tbh. Ah well. 114707[/snapback] Especially when everyone knows you hate it because you are gay 114793[/snapback]

You always know when HTT isn't happy about something because he just posts a smiley.

Bellamy is magic Asprilla is tragic

Aye i was surprised to see Sned say that... 114647[/snapback] Me too. Thought it was a bit daft to suggest an issue like that had anything to do with me posting on here at all tbh. Ah well.

I haven't been over there today. Is there a thread of uproar about this? Apparently the only reason I was posting on there saying I didn't like the homophobic chanting on Saturday was because I post on Toontastic. Eh?

Explain how this makes any difference to anything, you massive tool? The campaign couldn't be made to look any more stupid than it already has by conducting interviews with itself.

I've no idea, but I salute them.

That's why the after-show party that is wringing is utterly essential. Some lads take it too far. There's a dividing line between 'getting rid of the drips' and 'bashing the bishop' 114393[/snapback] Wringing?? Have you perhaps damaged yourself beyond repair? This could explain the aim issues and the soggy floorboard.

There's a Confessions thread on there that's class as well.

I'm pretty sure there are photos later in the thread that work.

Not for Gemmil. He faces one way and pisses the other Ronaldinho style. Always in control. 114378[/snapback] First learned that one when I was 8.

Genius! Apart from the bit where he pissed all over the floor, obviously.

Good point. Which of you dirty puddle-makers doesn't wash your hands after a piss? You may as well own up now. Until you've hit rock bottom you can't start making improvements.

I had no idea I was so talented until you fucking cavemen came along to deliver your piss tales.

Aye, now you've got a dishwasher 114348[/snapback] Jonny, you cheeky bastard!

Can't see it happening without a stott on like, and surely you can anticipate that. 114351[/snapback] He's got one of those little button mushroom sticky straight out jobs man. He calls it his hernia.

Domestic God tbh.

Dressing gowns and belts can both cause problems, but I think I realised this before the age of, hmmmm, say 10, so I've taught myself not to piss on them as well, or divert the flow by hitting them. Seriously, some of you lot are fucking retarded. Besides, you don't get rancid floorboards from the odd dressing gown incident. That sounds to me like persistent offending on a monumental scale.