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You know, flogging the biscuits? Torching the pony? Boxing the bald criminal?

Utter genius 118879[/snapback] Aye but if he turns up and he's up for it, can I rule myself out of flogging the biscuits in the bogs at this early stage?

If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] He's hoping they'll be extinct by the weekend tbh. 118875[/snapback] 118878[/snapback]

If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] He's hoping they'll be extinct by the weekend tbh.

Peasepud's setting up a website: www.prossieor.not that come 118629[/snapback] wot like this one? Big baldy gay prossie 118846[/snapback] Put the photo of his house and full mobile number on the web page and text the fucker the url. 118858[/snapback] Nice one.

It must be boring the tits off you though, the way you can't resist coming back to read it. Are you that dragon bloke over on N-O?

Peasepud's setting up a website: www.prossieor.not that come

Are you in the middle of a nervous breakdown, or did someone dictate that to you? 118623[/snapback] Must have been dictated. If you say the words in an Irish accent it's spot on.

Are you Ronan in disguise?

Rag week tbh. Psycho bird!

Are you Alan Oliver? 118559[/snapback] kneejerking whore!!! 118601[/snapback] Ya wha?

If you liked Taxi Driver or Falling Down. Yeah. Not as good as either, but still good. 117393[/snapback] Enjoyed it. Felt sorry for the poor fucker though.

Fuck me, you've changed your tune!

Thanks for the advice. If it was up to you this thread would have been over on page one man, you wacky funster you!

I had a look at the Coconut Man link you posted last week, but I couldn't work out what it was all about. Now I know!

Whilst that would be funny, it sounds about as legal as what he's doing.

Evidently the German press have reported that Ottmar farted today and it sounded like Tooooooon in a raspy sort of way. I guess the baord is inundated with the believers trying to divine what this arse-cheek portent means 118263[/snapback]

Keep them coming knobhead.

We've only got SMO's word that he asked for it. I bet he volunteered it really.

Is it just me or has Renton stopped posting in this thread ever since it went global?

I reckon the best thing to do is just keep setting up new drop-offs with him, trying to get as many photos of him as possible and just basically making him look a tit for keep coming back for more. Number 4 could be linked in with this - there's enough people looking in on this thread for us to request a bit of audience participation. The only problem then is that we don't know where he's gonna be at any time, so the photo idea falls flat. It would at least get him turning up for fruitless pick-ups though, the knobhead. The finding the girl idea is a non-starter cos I just don't see how you would go about doing that, and I'm not sure how good an idea the "we're the police" thing is. Although having said that, it's not like he's gonna report you to them is it?

Haway we can't just link to all threads on the mackems board man. They'll be getting big heads.

There was one on a Watford board a couple of years back where this lass calling herself Bimbo83 or something joined to announce that her bloke, who posted on the board, had been cheating on her - can't remember if she'd caught something off him as a result or not. Anyway it became this massive thread where people from all over the place joined to post on it, and F365 even made T-shirts. The lad in question was on holiday at the time, so came home to all of it. It was quality but I don't have a link - assume it's gone by now actually.

Nah, I'm not buying any of that like. I don't think this lass is involved at all. Besides, believing the above means that SMO didn't text his weapon to a skinhead, and I'm not prepared to entertain that thought.

By the way, never satisfied, Peasepud also said on the phone that "now's the time to really step things up", so fuck knows what else he's got in mind.