Gemmill

I'm 6 ft 3 though! You're the fattest man in Liliput!

Lying bastard! You were like a little Scottish OddJob last time I saw you!

So's Papa L, he was telling me tonight. Jesus H! I'm 15 stone! As for you Ritchie, you've been packing the beef on of late - FACT!

I should think so too, what with the amount of confectionary I hear you bring to the game. 126102[/snapback] Ohhhh no - that's a myth. I'M the one that brings the confectionary to the game and today was the last game of the season for me, so ferk know's what he's going to do for Chelsea and the testimonial! I'll probably get a phonecall in Australia in the middle of the night demanding Chunky Kit-Kat's! 126105[/snapback] Just my luck, I finally found out where she sits and she fucking goes on holiday! How much for a flight to Australia? Seriously, if you're in the Milburn next year, PM me you're number and I'll pay you a visit! 126112[/snapback] Oh I'll be there next season Are you not coming on the Fantastic Toontastic Day Out, anyway Dan? 126114[/snapback] Just checked out the latest developments, might get myself down there. Don't put me down as a definite for the tables and everything though. 126120[/snapback] I thought your parents packed you off to Fat Camp in the summer?

Is that what you kids call wet dreams these days?

That ticket's already gone actually, and I'm pretty sure my presence was the deal-clincher. He was all ready to walk away unless she could guarantee it. 126088[/snapback] You're lucky I didn't mention to anyone about your homo-erotic dancing at the Erasure concert last night else I'd never have got rid of them! 126091[/snapback] You can't wear the peephole pringle without a bit of homo-erotic dancing. My fans wanted to see it and as usual, I delivered.

Dunno about queueing up on Northumberland St for a glimpse of his heroes, but he was at the Arena tonight for WWE Smackdown: Wrestlemania Revenge! 125834[/snapback] He seriously needs to have a word with himself. If I was into wrestling (heaven forfend!), I'd be fucking mortified at the prospect of seeing someone I knew if I went to watch it. This lad is famous and he turns up bold as brass - "That's right lads, I get paid £80k a week, and the best thing I can think to do on a Friday night is this. I'm gon' crush yer skuuuuull"

That ticket's already gone actually, and I'm pretty sure my presence was the deal-clincher. He was all ready to walk away unless she could guarantee it.

I reckon I might have clocked you like. Were there two of you? 126067[/snapback] Are you thinking of the one I mentioned? 126082[/snapback] Nah, seriously I clocked these two lads, one of which was taking an interest and looking over as if he was trying to suss us out. I'll see what The Operator's got to say when he gets back on.

Aye, somebody is in for a fucking treat, I'll tell you.

To be honest, it may have just been a random person with black hair and fairly pale skin, so I assumed it was her. Never mind, I may have been sat next to Cath instead. 126076[/snapback] If you were sat next to Cath you would have been one seat away from me. Did you get the strange feeling you were in the presence of greatness?

Parfitt AND Rossi Rockin' all over the 'Dam!

Pretty sure Bridget sits in the gallowgate like. No way would she be able to drag her lazy student arse up all those stairs.

I reckon I might have clocked you like. Were there two of you?

Don't you go on Wrestling forums? 126025[/snapback] Yes, yes I do. Though just the one in fairness. Just Wullie seemed an unlikely candidate to go to a wrestling show. 126049[/snapback] Goes to every home game in spandex - FACT!

Does that mean no Karaoke at the Summer Piss Up?? 125919[/snapback] Affirmative! Although Cath CLAIMS to be good on the karaoke like.

Fair play to AF for having the balls to stick something on here like, with him singing and that. And not only that, but for it to be good too! I know it's what he does for a living but there's no fucking WAY I'd let you lot loose on my singing. His head must be MASSEEVE at the minute though. :lol:

Pacific Coast Highway, early morning Sunset on Curacao

Speaking of cheese, anyone remember this? http://beta.yousendit.com/transfer.php?act...71DC4143802CC3E

HanaHana gets my vote. If any twat covers me in egg trying to catch it though there'll be NOWT the matter.

I wonder if Dyer was there, the fucking tit. Remember that on Footballer's Diaries?

Mate that is quality. Nice one.

There's a couple on here with things in their sigs mate - Sima and Luckypierre. At least I think that's what those things in their sig are.

Lee Evans is less annoying tbh.

Scottish Mag on the right: Whilst looking for the pic I discovered this btw: Sad news about Jeanette Krankie- Whilst appearing in panto in Glasgow Jeanette fell almost thirty feet, and is now in hospital with, we believe, a skull fracture and a broken collar bone. Not so fandabbydosey.