Gemmill

Lewis was clearly a man ahead of his time, the last battle is beginning to feel quite prophetic now. 69415[/snapback] Is this the A-Level English thread or what?

Hanukkabs tbh 68313[/snapback] 68395[/snapback] I'm glad someone else on here has the barest rudiments of an edumercation. We're wasted on here tbh mate. 68402[/snapback] It was a sympathy lol tbh.

Hanukkabs tbh 68313[/snapback]

Parashooting? Either I've been whooshed or you're as thick as clarts.

How can you tell if they're from N/O or not by their IP address? 67592[/snapback] Do you dare to question the GEEKMASTER???? 67612[/snapback] Was just thinking though, the only way he'd know is if he performed an IP check on every member of N/O and every member on here and tried to match them up. 67618[/snapback] Knowing Craig he's probably got a spreadsheet going and he's running vertical lookups.

How can you tell if they're from N/O or not by their IP address? 67592[/snapback] Do you dare to question the GEEKMASTER????

Band of Brothers is class tbh.

They've spelt "shittest" wrong tbh.

Got my latest printer cartridges from 365ink.co.uk through that Rpoints thing that Happy Face posted. Cheap and you get an extra 10% off if you type Rpoints in as a promotion code when you pay.

It was Gemmill who thought he was Australian, I've never heard of the fucking no mark. 67303[/snapback] I just assumed he was Australian cos it's all the unicyclist goes on about.

And for some bizarre reason reminds me more than a little bit of our Sammy. 67233[/snapback] It's the perfectly round head thing, isn't it?

The Aussie comedian that Lou and Fish drone on about constantly. He features heavily in this thread.

I heard a rumour that you're actually really shy? 67154[/snapback] To be fair, she never gets the drinks in 67159[/snapback] That Narnia story is blatantly a "things you wish you'd said" story posted as fact.

I thought the Matrix was dire like. One of those where I just couldn't see what all the fuss was about.

I cancelled Sky Movies recently and signed up with Screenselect instead. There's so much crap on Sky Movies it's ridiculous. Costs a bit more than Sky Movies but at least I get to choose decent stuff to watch.

After the Exorcist Kermodes second favourite is Brazil, which I've already said I hated. He says "The only thing I'm certain about is that The Exorcist is both my own favourite film and the definitive Best Film Ever Made." Who's he to say what's the definitve best film ever made. Just leave it at "my favourite". I often agree with him though. 67086[/snapback] You wanna lend him that book of yours.

Buying books about how to read a movie is gayer than a dancing bloke tbh.

Snatch was utter crap too, to be fair. For some reason a lot of people seem to like it though.

The story about the Cambodian Midgets Fighting League is a fake though. http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/35...nRing-Fight.htm

The monkey news on the first one is class. "No, I'm sorry. They did not spend billions of dollars to send a spacecraft up, manned by a monkey with a banana dispenser."

LA Confidential was class, and The Descent is on my Screenselect selection. I'll let you all know definitively what it's like before too long.

Him, Karl Pilkington and Stephen Merchant just talking about stuff. Very funny and free. http://www.guardian.co.uk/rickygervais

I've always thought Irish immigraton was laughably bad, I've walked through, beeped and muttered something about my watch and they've just waved me on. What on earth happened? It's the only airline I'll fly over there as RyanAir are crooks. 66189[/snapback] I was on a 747 taxiing at Shannon, at the rear, when all of a sudden there was an explosion behind me. The plane slammed its brakes on, but the cabin crew froze - they were clueless. Anyway, there was fumes coming out a vent which made me dizzy, so I took the initiative, undid my seat belt and got up. I was the first to do this, and it sparked mass panic, and I was actually one of last off the last off the plane, ripping my arm on the emergency shoot on the way out. Turned out it was a door that exploded - had it done that in mid air the consequences could have been disasterous, especially for those sitting near it (always fasten your seat belts!). This was in 1992, and despite having flown over 100 times since, I am still shit scared at take off. 66194[/snapback] And to make matters worse, he'd only just discovered the news about Souness's appointment in the departure lounge prior to boarding.

Cheeky bastard! You all know I'm not ginger really.

Sad story this. Awful that a mentally ill bloke has ended up dead, but if a bloke shouts that he's got a bomb on a plane and refuses to comply with the Marshalls, then he's gonna end up dead these days, unfortunately.