Gemmill

I preferred the Golden Oldies Swimming Day. You must be a wow at parties though.

I bet the people that send these poems in think similar tbh.

Fancy hats and fancy cakes.

The results from the taken X-rays forever did they take When the doctor finally spoke I'd got a collarbone break. Getting the rhymes in with a shoe-horn.

"The tab nurse". Is that a medical accreditation?

Here's one called "No thanks, I don't smoke" While writing this poem, My breathing sounds wheezy, The stuff I cough up, Makes me feel rather queasy. It has to be done For the sake of my health For the people around me And also my wealth Each ciggie I lit made my chest even worse So I made an appointment to see the tab nurse Inhaler and patches and leaflets to read To avoid the Grim Reaper I must ditch the weed I once tried cold turkey But that didn't work After only six days I was going berserk! Two weeks without smoking Nicorettes brought relief But so has the thought Of no more ginger teeth! A healthy white smile With a fresh breath to match I will keep it up With willpower and a patch

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/eveningchronicle/poems/ Poet Laureate nominees to a man. Ally, if you've got "exam stress" I don't even want to hear about it.

That's no more than a collection of completely unrelated sentences. No wonder they wanted to remain anon.

CHOPRA!!! GET IN!!!!

Not on a packed bus though!

I hope you don't look as bent as you did on that photo where you were running the line at some Sunday league match mind!

Apparently the reason the buses are so busy is that there's a bingo session finishes AND a tea dance ending at the same time, so as you can imagine the buses get a bit rowdy.

Have a look here. The old biddys are going MENTAL about the buses. http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/evening...le/haveyoursay/ Listen to the cheek of this young whippersnapper! And in amongst all the talk of buses, Stuart from Newcastle asks:

I'll have a look tonight. Have you got your red tracksuit on underneath the jacket?

I Sky +'d Football First but I don't know what you're on about re capping facilities, which suggests I don't have them.

Ewww. I've still got 5 on my computer so will download 6 tonight then hoy them both on a DVD and watch them.

Sainsbury's is just a total rip-off. FACT.

Absolutely SHIT.

If it's nice then there's no chance I'll be posting it to anyone.

Stick it all on Ranieri - he's still around 80/1 so you could end up with £300k or so.

I'm gonna give Lidl's a go and see what it's like. I'll report back with my findings.

I'm a Tesco man personally - the Tesco Extra off the Coast Road is a regular haunt. I bought a shredded in there at the weekend. It's what the long weekend is all about.

Yes, and Netto. For peasants tbh. 122926[/snapback] You're a proper Tynemouth snob!

Is it sort of like Aldi?