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I am far from happy about it. Stupid drunken bets combined with being a stubborn bastard. Still only 265 days to go 118965[/snapback] Oh dear. Good luck then!

Waste disposal sounds about right for you, fuckflaps. Btw, "MagsFan"?? On a Newcastle forum?? Fucking inspired!

Fuck me, it's the two Ronnies. No prizes for guessing who's Corbett.

Weird choice. First Australia, now this. Two national teams with whom he has fuck all chance of winning anything. As has been mentioned, they must be making it worth his while in other ways.

I reckon I could quite happily not drink again tbh. Very rarely drink in the house and could happily not bother when I'm at the pub.

Pissflaps.

Pair of ears on his arse?

You know, flogging the biscuits? Torching the pony? Boxing the bald criminal?

Utter genius 118879[/snapback] Aye but if he turns up and he's up for it, can I rule myself out of flogging the biscuits in the bogs at this early stage?

If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] He's hoping they'll be extinct by the weekend tbh. 118875[/snapback] 118878[/snapback]

If youwant to hang round Rockshots with a camera then you're braver than me 118872[/snapback] He's hoping they'll be extinct by the weekend tbh.

The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men ruining the christmas tree.

Peasepud's setting up a website: www.prossieor.not that come 118629[/snapback] wot like this one? Big baldy gay prossie 118846[/snapback] Put the photo of his house and full mobile number on the web page and text the fucker the url. 118858[/snapback] Nice one.

shocking the sheriff.

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were initiating the moist hose. You can't expect me to believe you were only gargling the moist curtain.

Hutchison's promiscuity is of no concern to me.

It must be boring the tits off you though, the way you can't resist coming back to read it. Are you that dragon bloke over on N-O?

Is someone picking on wor Graeme?

Peasepud's setting up a website: www.prossieor.not that come

Are you in the middle of a nervous breakdown, or did someone dictate that to you? 118623[/snapback] Must have been dictated. If you say the words in an Irish accent it's spot on.

Are you Ronan in disguise?

Rag week tbh. Psycho bird!

Are you Alan Oliver? 118559[/snapback] kneejerking whore!!! 118601[/snapback] Ya wha?

If you liked Taxi Driver or Falling Down. Yeah. Not as good as either, but still good. 117393[/snapback] Enjoyed it. Felt sorry for the poor fucker though.

82 runs required to avoid the follow on.