Gemmill

VAR "sticking to the high threshold" apparently. This is the problem Lineker talks about. They get criticised for giving an easy one, so they raise the threshold, then they get criticised for not giving one, so they lower the threshold. It's not the fucking threshold that's the problem here lads. You don't not give a penalty today cos some silly cunt gave a wrongun at the weekend.

Should be an 18 certificate when they've got Rooney on. The bloke is a fucking gargoyle.

"Little bit of luck with the penalty decision" says Keane. I mean, a blatant penalty not given is not a little bit of luck. Cunt.

Still loads left in this. I'd get Joelinton and the Barndog on sharpish in the second half though.

Aye fair play, Murphy.

Here Murphy, fuck off man.

I don't know why players still appeal for offside while the ball's still in play. It just distracts you and if it's offside it'll get picked by VAR. The linesman isn't putting the flag up anyway unless it's Bayern v Real.

Bruno man.

I'm so fucking annoyed about that penalty shout. It's inexplicable how they keep getting this stuff wrong. All the camera angles, and all the time they need, and they just keep fucking stuff up.

Bruno been getting hacked all half, Anderson the first to get booked. Getting rid of VAR isn't gonna help with this kind of shit.

Dear me, get VAR fucked off, and get these lads pay halved. That's absolute bollocks.

That's a pen. Amrabat catches him.

Correction, it's been ruled out.

Chelsea 2 up. Need to win here tonight now, no other options.

Dear me, that's shocking. Still got the beating of these though. Just need one chance to fall to Isak and we're back in it.

Wtf was that defending.

Murphy looks a yard short tonight.

Fernandes' delivery from corners is class.

Decent chance for White Grace Jones there.

If Joelinton is remotely close to match fitness, I'd be starting him. He makes such a difference.

We should bank on Chelsea winning their last two games tbh. It's still in our hands as long as we knack these tonight.

Mackems thought they were gonna get to sing their song about Diallo's knob for a second there.

The gormless cunt Cole Palmer scores again.

Chelsea take the lead.

The criticism police will be watching the Longstaff stuff on this page. Inspector McGroin on high alert.