Gemmill

What song am I paraphrasing?

The dream we all dream of. Everton vs Sunderland. In the world series of shite.

Get in. This puts Everton 17th, below Ipswich. They've only won 3 games all season, only Southampton have won fewer. All 3 promoted sides are a better watch than Everton. They at least try to play football. Everton are basically stopping up because time served means they have a better squad on average than anyone coming up from the Championship. The way they play is Dyche's preferred form of football. Can you imagine getting into management to deliver that vision? Anyway. Fuck Everton. The dream lives.

Now he's got something to moan about. Ipswich penalty

They've scored the penalty and he's fucking moaning about something. Might be their celebration.

Marco Silva is another big whinging cunt like. They've got the penalty and he's still fucking moaning.

What a fucking idiotic challenge that was.

Too depressing to take them down on NYD.

Just thinking there. How do you reckon Jermaine Jenas's Christmas went? I hope he spent it with Gregg Wallace.

Must saying Reform needs a new leader and clearly favours Rupert Lowe. Would be fucking hilarious if there was a coup and Lowe took over.

Listen, the rule in my house is the 4th and you've broken it.

No I don't think so. Nowhere in your post does it state that your wife turned it on, Barry AbNorman.

It was obvious what you were gonna get with that film before you even turned it on. But turn it on, you did. I'm sorry that another piece of powder puff entertainment didn't meet your exacting "could this happen in real life" standards. It was fine. For what it was, and for the very clear expectations you were meant to have for it, it was fine.

You're a day late on your decorations, I'm afraid. That's a year of bad luck coming your way.

See, we don't work in IT, so we've been able to fix your problem without needing a reboot. You're WELCOME.

Someone get this article in front of Ange.

Have you tried rebooting?

We didn't keep it going long enough for him to tell us he's worked in IT all of his career.

You press the thing with the arrow pointing up then the copy icon. Or you press messages, it'll open a message which will contain the link, and you can copy it from there.

Absolutely nailed on he's doing this wrong. Not a doubt in my mind.

You can post a link man you div. https://bsky.app/profile/memecastleunited.bsky.social/post/3leyejfz4kc2z

Was half expecting Ange to get the boot today, but on reflection Levy is probably giving him some leeway for the injuries. Also what's the point in bringing a new fella in to work with the same situation. Don't think he'll last much longer if they keep losing games though. 10 they've lost in the league this season. Only teams in the bottom 4 have lost 10 or more so far this season.

Well Garang Kuol is doing his best to make that dream a reality.

The Korean lass on that video is fucking hilarious. Bit out of order calling their goal "so wanky" though, I thought it was a decent header.