Gemmill

Too easy.

Aye the birds get going at about 4am now and I'm a canny light sleeper so up at 4:30. Sat watching Blair and Brown: The New Labour Revolution on iplayer now.

It's all Dortmund so far. Still expect Real to win.

Labour's lead with Opinium has grown 6% in the first week of the campaign. It was 14% this time last week.

That is genuinely mind blowing that they've made that goal of the tournament. It's just a breakaway goal and he looks like he scuffs the finish too. If Plymouth Argyle score that goal, it's not even getting in the top 50.

I think this is gonna do for him.

Freedman has just signed a new contract with Palace. Hope they enjoy paying Palace additional compensation thanks to our interest in him.

Tories supposedly plotting inheritance tax cut and trying to get a Rwanda flight away before the election to try and sway the polls, the fucking hopeless twats.

Sunak's looks like he's about to get the fuck kicked out of him by the Why Don't You? gang.

I think GB News have done a separate one which gives the Tories 72 seats.

66 seats.

Thread.

Club's hired a witch doctor and we've successfully passed the curse onto the Lionesses.

There's been a couple of polls out today with no movement. And that includes polling the last couple of days while Abbott was rumbling on.

This is like the Hitzfeld dossier, but with Hitzfeld in on the prank.

All I can think of is the "Why is it never us?!" lass from Sunderland Til I Die.

Will Still is a Geordie.

The lad doing the Opinimum MRP which will come out tomorrow night posted this earlier: I assume given Naomi Smith has followed up saying prepare for a fun weekend that they're gonna be wildly positive for Labour?

Darren Eales, Newcastle United's CEO, said: "Brad is an exceptional operator" I know he's the Chief Operating Officer Darren, but howay. "He can operate with the best of them and that's why we've made him chief of all the operators. Let's operate!"

We've appointed Pete Campbell off Mad Men.