Gemmill

Lads, seriously, take a break from this place and get some better patter.

Murphy's put some great balls in the box tonight. Deserves more from those in the middle, no one has even got close to attacking them.

I was just listening there and he sounds like he's bored as fuck and he thinks all this is beneath him. WELL FUCK OFF THEN GARY. Cos none of us are enjoying listening to you either.

IT'S YOUR PATTER!

Completely careless in possession. These aren't even in the top ten away sides we've played this season. Lucky it's not 3-1 there.

Pleased Sterling is a greedy prick.

Willock should've scored there.

Fancy us to go on and win this now. Anyone planning a "uhuhuhuh well that's a guaranteed loss then" response, have a shiny SHIT PATTER AWARD in advance.

Get in! What a finish.

Didn't they pay over £100m for this Enzo dope?

Knee fucked. This could be a lengthy one.

Not when we give away a corner.

Are they gonna book that little cunt?!

Cuccurella celebrating a block like its the 98th minute of the cup final. Daft little prick.

Ref is letting them off with some nonsense. Why not eh? It's all good fun.

Cuccurella's hair is ridiculous. What does he think he looks like ffs? He's like a rabbi Medusa.

I still think we can win tonight. These look brittle as fuck.

Has Bruno removed Caicedo's heart, Temple of Doom style?

Fuck off.

Barnes out with a "minor" hamstring injury.

The natives are getting restless. It's all Rishi's fault!

If he backs down in Tory seats he just becomes another tool of the Tory Party and all of his big talk comes to nowt. I think he's said enough now to make that very unlikely. He knows they probably won't have a single MP after the election, but he loves the limelight and the exposure will make him some money, and that'll do him.

I think he's got until the 20th or something like that. So there's enough time for another defection or two and some new polling to show the effects.

Middleton claiming she's just been getting her photoshop on.