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cost of living crisis and big spackas are handing this racist cunt £16k a month to wish their racist mates happy birthday.

I think there's a chance this goes through at the end of the window, if we don't look elsewhere before then. Palace will never get more money for him and he's definitely gonna leave at the end of his contract, so there's a lot of incentive for them to sell now, despite Parish's grandstanding.

Same craic as last season where their midfield just gets entirely bypassed any time Fulham break.

As always. But honestly these don't look like they've moved on much from last season. If I'm a Man United fan sitting through this tonight, I'm wondering about the decision to extend the bloke's contract.

Here come the shopkeeper (Mo-hamm-ed!) Him got a nice faaaace

Man United still look like they're gonna be very leaky this season. If Fulham didnt fall apart any time they got close to the box, they'd be ahead by now.

Only a matter of time before I'm cast in one of these We Buy Any Car adverts.

Neville on co-comms, Keane and Carragher on the studio. The dog fucker and the hockler back and in full effect. Don't worry though, Carragher will be being the surrogate Fulham fan, same as he was when he commentated on the cup final alongside Neville and he was "Geordie for the day".

First shot of THE RAT in the crowd. Sat on his booster seat so he can see the match.

They look like they're missing McClaren to me.

Lineker mentioned Liverpool being interested in his pod today, but I've not seen that anywhere else, and he might have just been trying to get a rise out of Shearer.

HELMET!

If this deal doesn't come off, anyone saying they're relieved or happy because it was too much money is just plain wrong btw. Us not landing a target that the manager and the DOF were both clearly massively keen on is a bad thing. Whoever we go to next is not who they really wanted. Just letting ANY DICKHEADS know in advance how this sort of chat will be met.

We'll see. I find it hard to believe that the Telegraph is really plugged in to this deal.

I'll be amazed if he starts the game for them this weekend. Pretty excited for the season starting up again, especially if it starts with Ten Hag losing tonight.

Watching that Howe press conference, and the bloke who's chairing it goes "Now Lee Ryder" and the usual smirk appears on Howe's face. Every time.

Look at these sexy sourdough loaves that your favourite forum poster is making.

Good idea slagging off the Irish and Italians as well for all the crime that came over with them. Not like there's many of them in the electorate.

Funny, but not as funny as they way they say Waluigi.

Don't forget about North Gosforth, formerly Wideopen.

Aye, I don't think you can keep carefully-carefullying your way to becoming a fixture in the top 4. It was completely necessary early on that we managed windows in that way - we'd be PSR busto now if we'd done what the press expected us to do and gone crazy on big stars early on. And the ownership did a fucking brilliant job with it, particularly that first window. But we've got to start stepping on the gas a bit and taking some risks, especially when everyone around us is doing exactly that. Backwards steps won't be acceptable to the ownership or the fans.

This is what I keep coming back to. This lad could still be our first choice centre half 8 years from now. I assume this is also what's in the mind of those at the club pushing for the deal.

Honestly mate, I'm not trying to understand the accountancy stuff around football. They change the rules every five minutes anyway. I want us to spend big money on players to get better, and I don't want to have to think about the PSR implications of it anymore. It's boring and it's not the job of the fan to worry about it. If three years down the line, this means we have to panic sell some youngster, so be it. Not my concern, and it's 3 years away anyway - we might win a trophy during that time. The job of the fan is to want the club to go wild in the aisles every time a transfer window opens. Eales's job is to be Rachel Reeves and make sure it's done responsibly.