Gemmill

Happy birthday, MF.

I thought that was Lee Anderson.

I don't know who it is but I sure as fuck am not gonna work it out from CT's clue.

What's the story here? Is Lee an MLF?

Pass! Do you have IPTV?

Would you say that's his Saint-Maximum?

I'm watching That Dirty Black Bag (2022). It's a Spaghetti Western series, filmed in Puglia and I'm a couple of episodes in. It's canny so far if you like that sort of thing. Looks like a proper old spaghetti western.

I've heard it's shite.

Yeah i liked it before both of you did.

Alright Mav and Ice.

The two lads with the Steve Smith crying masks there as England hit the winning runs. Well played the cameraman.

A Mark Wood 6 to win it then.

Is this Todd Murphy kid WILDLY bong-eyed, or is it just his horrendous glasses giving him the appearance of googly eyes.

I honestly thought the cockney bloke was gonna slam the car into reverse and plough into him at the end.

That is the most Everton thing ever.

I reckon they're gonna do it.

Mint news for Gordon. He'll be wrecked come the end of the season but this could be exactly the shot in the arm he needed to start the season with a bang.

I've never met a nice South African.

If it was at Doxford, it'd be getting shut down next week.

Nice shoes! Where'd you get them? Harvey Barnes! 50% off!

Is this Newcastle's most department store name sounding player ever?

Trippier making himself available to Tonali's lass.

30 stepovers before he even takes his kegs off.

ASM sex tape?

Thick as mince these lads. Nearly get out top edging and instead of thinking better of it, you treat that as a practice swing for the next successful one.