Gemmill

Put the Man City match on in the hope of some drama, but it looks like we'll be treated to their relentless march to another title. I'd rather they won than Arsenal or Liverpool, and I'm sure it's great if you're a Man City fan to be this dominant, but it's boring as fuck to have someone this much better than everyone else.

@Alexand others might like this doc about the Roland 808.

No one permanently paralysed?

Aye but the expected points table tells THE REAL TRUTH.

The little kids' faces in the celebrations are class.

I fancy we'll knack these. Then Man United. Then Brentford.

Thread.

It's a focus, dickhead! The mondeo has been discontinued.

Aye it's disgusting. There's video of the Finnish (I think) entry doing a daft dance with her, and he's now having to distance himself from the clip or some such shit. Just two young people having a daft dance together ffs.

£150m release clause, please.

It's such a shame their purchase of Everton didn't go through before all this latest stuff came to light.

39 to 70 in 5 years.

There's porn on the internet man. And you don't even have to watch that with your family, if you don't want to.

The Dutch dreeym is owuvah!

Toontastic's Hindley and Brady.

Shaw being fucked again doesn't hurt. Hopefully Ten Hag gives Casemiro a crack at left back.

If this is me, the photo op ends with this lad wearing his own mask. Am I fuck putting someone else's sweaty, germ-filled shit on my face.

The seriousness with which this bloke is making his case.

Won't pretend to know what all these things mean, but the difference since Howe turned up is remarkable. Shot quality in 21-22 BTW.

Aye, a stinking end to another stinking week for Sunak. Great stuff.

Gilliaj Keegan blaming school absences on parents working from home. Even if I didn't just think that was true, but knew it and had incontrovertible evidence to prove it, why the fuck would you say it? You're only gonna piss people off.

You'll not need to wait long to find out about second marriages. Wait til the kids leave home, she'll just be clinging on til then.