Gemmill

No play til 1:10pm at the earliest.

You lot couldn't beat them.

The day after a 7-0 win with a hat trick for one of England's most exciting young talents. The truth is international football is totally fucking pointless and boring outside of the major tournaments. Always has been. The only time I enjoyed watching qualification stiff was as a kid when Sportsnight was on during the week, but even then it was probably only cos it was such a rare thing to have on the telly.

Doesn't look like there'll be a load of cricket played today. Enough time (and the conditions) for Australia to lose, but probably not enough time for them to win seems to be the prevailing view. Which is nice.

Ugh, the minnows are revolting.

Khawaja and Warner looking ominous.

Just fully beyond parody.

He might still get a chance. Lucky bastard Broad.

Absolute fiddle this mind. Dug them out of a massive hole and they'll be back to challenging for the top 4 sharpish after this. Pity we haven't got any rejects that even the Saudi league would want. Althougb the press would be all over us if we did it, nowt will get said about Chelsea though.

That's football!

The lad who kept Bournemouth up has been sacked.

Well if this is true, FUCK THIS BLOKE. He's more than welcome to prove this report wrong though, no hard feelings.

Replies are interesting....

Replace your divot, you Aussie cunt.

Not easy this prediction business is it lads?

Prediction time!

It gets worse, no ball wicket for Broad.

I've got a mate whose nephew works at Shields, and it was cos he wanted more money.

I mean fair enough claiming it's my kind of film, but there's only one of us has watched it.

Aye cos they weren't born.

Crybaby gone lbw to Stokes just before lunch.

Derbyshire won't last if she keeps holding Tories to account like this.