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I can't remember who it was, but I remember one of the players being asked who the funniest player in the squad was and they said Murphy. Can't really argue with them given some of this shit he's pulled recently.

Who makes his shoes, fucking Morphy Richards? He's got a pair of steam irons on his feet, the fucking helmet. Also the less said about his baggy jodhpurs, the better.

Our odds pretty much reflecting what the bookies think.

Pissing into the toilet is mag behaviour.

Shearer not mincing his words about Southgate: Instead of picking players who either aren't playing, or aren't performing, he needs to get himself to SJP to see some of the English lads that are playing there.

Enjoyed Danny Murphy dismantling Ten Hag's tactics on MOTD2 while Shearer just sat there with a big grin on his face.

Aye I'm still using Firefox.

Howe talks all the time about how his great passion is improving players, so I'm sure he won't want to give up on ASM easily. I've thought he was away in the summer for a while now, but I'm beginning to doubt that.

Absolutely lovely stuff. What a day we're all having.

I bet captioning it "performing above our level" got overruled by some absolute spoilsport.

Ten Hag taking off both his centre halves = streetwise. Actually.

They'll be looking for another manager in 18 months.

Ten Hag trying to claim that De Gea wasnt time wasting in the first half and was "just waiting for an opportunity to play it out from the back". An absolute fraud.

Ten Hag coming up after the break. In the context of 3.57xG against, I'm fucking desperate for him to talk about Pope time wasting.

3.57 xG. Oh NOW you like xG, Toonpack.

I hope it goes without saying lads, but....... Leave Wednesday's match thread to me eh?

I can't say enough about Ten Hag's subs BTW. That's the kind of shit I do on Football Manager ffs. Just pure, desperate, button-clicking, whoever's on the bench, get them on the pitch, craziness. What a fucking WEAPON.

Fucking LOVE beating these cunts.

Aye you fuck off an'all McClaren.

Ten Hag BTW. The fucking genius has completely dismantled the entire structure of his team for the last ten minutes. Basically handed us the game. Total Football. Where's your mind games now, you fucking strap-on?

Tindall better start brewing that fart up. Make it a good one that Ten Hag can actually taste in his gob.

GET IN. Fucking MASSIVE win.