Gemmill

I've only ever "met" one of these, and it was lush. I'm sure there are good owners that will have these dogs and never have a minute's bother with them, but as Renton says, if they go wrong you've got no chance. We bumped into an old couple with a retriever yesterday, and the old woman was saying it weighs 9 stone. They both walked with sticks btw, it was far too big for them to deal with. But if that's 9 stone, fuck knows what a Bully would weigh.

Michael Martin?

There's a European Security Summit in London tomorrow which Starmer is leading, and which couldn't be better timed really. He'll have to speak publicly after that, I would imagine. Zelensky is trying to mend the rift with Trump as well, but good luck with that probably.

Starmer reportedly refusing to make a comment btw. I think every other major European leader (perhaps excluding Macron) has come out supportive of Zelensky.

Should have done what I said. Pen in the jugular for both of them. Do the press conference by yourself, drenched in blood.

We should probably retract that offer from the King. We can't be having that cunt over here after that.

This will turn off even more Americans. Trump the mob boss with his weaselly consigliere trying to strong arm and embarrass Zelensky. He's fucking scum. Good for Zelensky for walking away.

It's a lot of smoke for there to be no fire... 😋

My dog runs away from himself when he accidentally leaks gas.

Employed and not working a notice, mine was.

There'll be a stipulation that you have to be employed on day of payment. I had the same when I left my last place.

Exactly that's the other thing. Firstly who else has an open window during this special pre-sale to even sell to them? But secondly, as you say, who is gonna be daft enough to sell to them in a false market, unless they offer mental money. What it does do though, is give these clubs first dibs on anyone with a value release clause. Which is just another reason that it can't be allowed to happen.

the premier league can always find the worst solution to every problem. How the fuck do they think they can get away with basically giving Man City and Chelsea a pre-sale on summer transfers, and lock out the rest of the division? It basically turns the rest of the league into the equivalent of low-life pot 6 dross.

Looks like Nostradamus and The Nark have busted an entire paedophile ring here.

The stories fools tell themselves...

Aye it's a real shame, he was a proper actor as Souness would say.

Mbeumo KLAXON! You've summoned the Toontastic Lollipop Guild now.

Your judgement is as impaired as ever. GET BACK TO YOUR MONMOUTH COMMUNE.

Who starts, or who should start? Cos Pope starts, but Dubravka should.

That one was a FACT, baby.

Aye cos you're a loopy conspiracy theorist.

oh you've got me, I was a year late.

Just seen this. Strange one.