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Money actually managed Newcastle here and he wasn't that impressive tbh. Including his insistance upon signing and playing his son.

TBH the cold of the western front killed more axis forces than the US and turned the war for the allies. More good luck than good management from either Ingerlund or the united states of colonel sanders. You thick cunt. That was the Eastern front that killed people of cold. Too true twat features, glad you at least know a little. Why say it was the Western Front then? You odious Australian imbecile. Because I'm too thick to know otherwise obviously and if I had of been born north of the tyne I'd know better.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/7470415.stm So he could be black. He could be white.

England would have been annexed with Germany along with the rest of Europe had America not got involved in WWII. I'm sure Stevie would love to be a "Kraut" There were 300,000 Americans who came over for the ground war in Northern France, Belgium and the push in to Holland etc... there were over 3m British troops, so it always baffles me when people come out with statements like the Americans "saved" us. How the fuck did they save us? No one saved us, the krauts didn't even dare attempt a land invasion on us, it was part of the war they were highly unlikely to be able to win, mainly because of geography in us being an island. No one saved us, the krauts couldn't even win the Battle of Britain with more planes and more sophisticated planes. As for the yanks, they couldn't save anything. It's a true fact that had the Nips attacked the West Coast of yankland in 1941, they could have took half the country with minimal resistance because America wasn't prepared, the same as in general we weren't prepared at the start of the war. The Krauts had been preparing for 10 years with an army of over 20m people, we did well, and deserve to say we won the war because we did. America's biggest contribution in my eyes was arming us, because they provided a lot of the artillery for us and the Russians. We fought the western front single handed with odds against us for a long time, but I will say we probably would've been fucked if the Russians hadn't have battered them on the other side, that's not in doubt, because that kept a huge amount of the Kraut forces busy. America's contribution though? Nah. In a rare show of humility the French President even said we owe England a huge debt of gratitude for liberating France in the war, no mention of America there. They should never have bombed Nagasaki neither the absolute cunts, the nips were about to surrender, the yanks showed their capabilities at Hiroshima, if they really needed to show their might again, why not detonate a bomb off shore from Tokyo, a statement saying that's what you'll get if yous don't chuck it? But no, not the yanks, another 50,000 dead in a milisecond. So the yanks contribution to WW2 was minimal apart from being cunts, the true victors were ourselves more so than anyone for being the first cunts to stand up to the krauts, and keep it going for 6 years despite being outnumbered, and of course the Russians who deserve a lot of praise, shame it took them another 40 years to fuck off though, but that's another story. One last thing about the yanks, they can't win a war on their own, they're shit. Even in Vietnam faced with an army armed with little more than spears in places, they got battered, 58,000 dead. They're shit. Even in the Gulf the British troops there are in as much danger as the Iraqi insurgents with the amount of "friendly" fire, that has went on. I don't think there was ever an incident of us killing any of them in friendly fire, incompetent dense yank cunts. The Americans were very important though Stevie. Who do you think win the war in the Pacific against the Japanese. They also supplied a lot of manpower and bore the brunt of some of the worst aspects of D-Day (again very important in winning the war). Obviously the Soviets were crucial too, especially in the defeat of Germany. And RADAR won us the Battle of Britain. Btw, the reason the British were cited and the Americans weren't mentioned in the recent speech by Sarkozy is because it was at a banquet for the British PM. Nice gesture though because I think it still gets their goat that they owe us so much (to paraphrase Churchill). As for Nagasaki, you can argue about the rights and wrongs of that but to take that out of context and not consider the horrendous atrocities committed by all the other countries in the war is unfair. Finally the Americans were winning the war until the changed their tactics and, to repeat the well-worn phrase, began fighting with one arm tied behind their backs. They were hardly 'battered' if were talking casualties either. The US ones were heavy but there were over 2m Vietnamese killed iirc. It was a stupid and pointless though. A bit like some of the arguments this place generates somedays.

TBH the cold of the western front killed more axis forces than the US and turned the war for the allies. More good luck than good management from either Ingerlund or the united states of colonel sanders. You thick cunt. That was the Eastern front that killed people of cold. Too true twat features, glad you at least know a little.

TBH the cold of the western front killed more axis forces than the US and turned the war for the allies. More good luck than good management from either Ingerlund or the united states of colonel sanders.

You could entitle it "Rants in the Key of Cunt, minor!". FYP

Looks like she swallowed a girder... I was thinking and I know jimbo and Laz will confirm this, she looks like one of those cum swap porn models who is just about to spit it down the gullet of her fellatio partner.

sashimi is the fish, sushi is the whatever (sashimi or katsu or egg or fish roe) on rice.

Can't pass even 5m.

But you've heard of kid rock Thanks to the pric that is banned, yes! Is that pric as in craic?

But you've heard of kid rock

This "lack of end product" malarky sounds too like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Perfect players are very rare. I wouldn't mind someone like Lennon who might disappoint with his end product often enough, but who can make up for it with other attributes. He'll generally unsettle defences with his pace and win freekicks with his dribblings that only can get stopped by foul. Yep. Bellamy and Dyer (at his best) had no end product at all, but their pace scared the shit out of defences and made a lot of space for Shearer. Owen would benefit from those kinds of clever runs from the likes of Lennon. In fairness it does take a lot more skill to make up for a lack of pace than it does pace to make up for a lack of skill, and it keep the opposition on the back foot, especially if you've then got pacey players to move with them (Martins) and/or clever players to take advantage of it (Owen, Viduka) - Robson's team, of course, had both. I'd still be hoping we'd be able to go a tad higher in filling some other positions though. On that, I'm just up to the chapter in SBR's biography where he is talking about Dyer and how he had nothing but pace and an average 5m pass and how important he was to the team. I never rated Dyer but compared to the pedestrian midfield we've had to watch since SBR was sacked, I'd be enthused if we had a player that was pace and a 5m pass tbh.

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Apparently what they do in Iceland right, they kill the shark, chop it up, bury it in the ground for six months and eat the cunt. The shark meat is poisonous if eaten straight away, what's it taste like? Shark is nice, was quite a bit like Marlin from memory. I had some Bison and Gator recently. Both were very nice. They use it in 'stralia as the fish you buy in a chippy but it's referred to as flake.

No doubt Arshavin has priced himself out of any chance we have of getting him but as I mentioned a while back it surprises me why the club doesn't consider more players from the Russian and German leagues. We've seen it time and time again from Ginola to Viana to Viduka players from warmer climates have a lot more trouble adjusting to Newcastle's winter whereas with someone like Arshavin you just know it wouldn't make a scrap of difference.

I know it's not quite kid rock or coldplay but swervedriver have been a fave for a long time. After a ten year hiatus they have recently reformed and toured the states and they've just announced some dates in the UK. If you like guitars churning out amazing sounds I recommend having a listen to them, they have a bunch of downloads available on their site > www.swervedriver.com If you know who they are and are interested:

and? I'll be off any minute like, just had a bong so I'm pretty mashed now. Good to hear. Maybe thompers should invested in a billy instead of private plates

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Jonny what's happening? Isn't it past your bedtime?

supergrass - diamond hoo ha a bit disappointing after how good road to rouen was. maybe they are just getting old.

Italian food is canny jonny, it's just their cunt of a football team I don't like.

Change the ostrich to emu and you've eaten our coat of arms! I've had everything from camel (tastes like a cigar) to raw eel (sashimi) to chicken's feet (yum cha). stevie I doubt you'll find a Korean restaurant that serves dog, chinese maybe but not korean. The koreans have a bbq called a Bulgogi which is awesome, they give you finely cut meat (wagyu beef, pork neck, seafood) that you bbq at the table and dip in sauce and eat with kimchi (pickled cabbage). We went to a new Brasilian Churrasco restaurant a couple of weeks ago, fuck me it was good - even the chicken heart! Mind you with waitresses that look that good you'd eat anything they tell you to. Fucking hate brussel sprouts though, wouldn't matter how good the restaurant was they'd be going back.

The future is unwritten. I think I need to watch it again to form an opinion.

We've had enough cunts in our squad over the years, why when we are finally about to get rid of the last one would we buy another one.