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Control? Thats the one. Quality. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=471398 Bought the documentary the other day, hopefully it will even the score for Ian. just been looking at the movies thread you linked to, shit is Bernie gay? seriously i missed that one, although thinking about it he pretty obviously is. Electronic ffs. think i need to google this for more info! Married to his second wife according to wikipedia. Although things like playing their first gigs in NY as New Order at a high profile gay club haven't helped to dispel the rumours. Unimportant tbh. Electronic sounded gay as fuck what can one expect with Johnny Marr and Neil Tennant in the band?

Stopped reading at that point because I knew it was a lie.

Oh and it's all over the football media here that Kewell has signed for Galatasaray. Mind you the same media had him signed to Celtic three weeks ago.

Really?

Friday's gossip column BREAKING GOSSIP All the latest gossip will appear here throughout the day. TRANSFER RUMOURS Liverpool will not pay the £18m Aston Villa want for Gareth Barry but will include add-on clauses to the £15m bid for the midfielder. (The Sun) Arsenal have been given a 'take-it-or-leave-it' £30m offer by Barcelona for striker Emmanuel Adebayor. (Various) Real Madrid say they will allow Manchester United a clear run at luring Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov if they are allowed to sign Cristiano Ronaldo from the Old Trafford outfit. (Various) Ronaldo has not helped his relationship with the Red Devils by telling Portugal to appoint United assistant Carlos Queiroz as their national team boss. (Daily Mail) But winger Ronaldo will stay at United and not move to the Bernabeu, according to his big sister Elma Aveiro. (The Sun) Real Madrid will not give up Ronaldo and also want Chelsea striker Didier Drogba. (Daily Mirror) Sunderland boss Roy Keane is preparing to lodge a £10m bid with Reading for midfielder Stephen Hunt and striker Kevin Doyle. (Various) Everton are keen on France Under-21 international Sebastien Bassong and could get him for £2m from Metz as he has one year left on his contract. (Daily Mirror) Hull City's attempts to sign a striker will lead them to former Dutch international Roy Makaay, who is rated at £1.5m and at Feyenoord. (Daily Mirror) Newcastle boss Kevin Keegan was impressed by Switzerland midfielder midfielder Gokhan Inler at Euro 2008 and wants to sign him from Udinese. (Daily Mirror) Ipswich want Greece and Nuremburg striker Angelo Charisteas. (The Sun) OTHER GOSSIP Newcastle owner Mike Ashley is prepared to sell the club for £420m to a New York finance company. (The Sun) AND FINALLY Story from BBC SPORT: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/sport2/hi...ers/7489101.stm Published: 2008/07/04 05:51:27 GMT © BBC MMVIII

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about? Don't their editors check the facts? Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique! And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article.

needs updating again!

Control? Thats the one. Quality. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=471398 Bought the documentary the other day, hopefully it will even the score for Ian.

Weren't you breast fed as a bairn Jimbo?

Don't you say a word 2twats! This is the first I paid for that I can remember. Yes it was vinyl. This was the first bought for me and I've still got it. Australian only release and quite rare.

Agreed, only good one they did though imho I don't know, Shaboo Shoobah is pretty awesome. Pud think yourself lucky it was when Michael was still a young and innocent, if you had of meet him later in his career he would of invited you and your g/f back to the hotel for a bit of autoerotic asphyxia instead of sharing cans!

Holy mother of god Laz, you've just got half the board members sacked because of the banner ad above her big bouncy bouncies! edit: by the way does she do more than sit around and drink milk?

Not as long as it's going to take for smo's herpes to clear up.

*yawn* Only a week late > http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=19947

I need to wash the "I hate niggers" writing off it first though. Yeah, sorry about that. I should have cleaned it before I gave it to you. You giving away stevie's toys again sima?

And don't they love it when you get it in their hair?

The best thing about this is it's so typical Keegan, there is nothing going on then BANG!!! In comes a pacey young winger. Takes heart and heed the media haven't got a clue what is going on in our club anymore.

And Gemmill's next birthday present!

Phew, we won't quite be neighbours. Good luck with it all though. If you need someone to guide you round the wacky world of soft furnishings at IKEA Croydon... Martin, you know what else Gumtree is good for? http://www.gumtree.com/london/guys-seeking...ting_206_1.html I'd be careful!

Erm, you're quoting yesterdays post Einstein. It's been a long day and after reading just one of the threads that fop has been posting in has done my head in! And that's Albert to you sonny

I also get my home insurance through Help The Aged. No wonder you can afford to buy two new kitchens!

Can I just point out to you argumentative twats that Microsoft and Bill Gates have nothing to do with this thread, regardless of HF being a cheap bastid who won't give to charity and trying to use his operating system as an excuse!

Didn't you buy this fucker yesterday? Or is it a daily subscription?

The site is called Nu mad. Today is Monday. Sounds like a reliable source that. Now that it's Tuesday

As much as I can't stand Barton and seriously questioned why the club even considered taking a chance with him, especially after what happened with Bowyer, how the fuck can the writer of this article acuse Newcastle of having a "moral obligation" for something that happened before he was a Newcastle player, at another club?!?!? To be honest you just get the feeling the media is getting absolutely nothing from the club and therefore any opportunity they get the try to have a dig. The days of the club insider being used to air our dirty linen are gone and the media doesn't like it.