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This version is funnier.

This says it all!

I was wondering that also.

Does MILF count once you've turned 35?

Proof that the occassional Lexus 4wd does go off-road.

Dickweed snakey, everyone knows that.

That's occurred to me too. I'm surprised we don't sign more Scandi's bearing in mind the relative proximity. Something I've been saying for ages, but I find it quite remarkable that players from certain leagues seem more likely to adapt to English football than others. The vast majority of them are poor quality though. Who's world class from Scandanavia, many would argue "Zlatan" is, I'm yet to see why. Who else? Poulsen? Poor mans Eric Roy he looks to me. There's no one we could sign who's Scandanavian who would make me think "wow". So the German and Russian leagues are full to the brim with poor quality players? I was replying to the point about Scandanavia you colonised cretin, I *wouldn't be surprised if you don't know this but Germany and Russia aren't "Scandi" countries. * Yes I know DN It was obvious what you were quoting cunthooks but you're such a moron you don't even know how to edit quotes so you can just reply to the point you are making. Which if we are all honest here is usually nothing but mindless dribble on how the English from North of the Tyne are better than every other cunt basically. Proof to which can't be found in you.

That's occurred to me too. I'm surprised we don't sign more Scandi's bearing in mind the relative proximity. Something I've been saying for ages, but I find it quite remarkable that players from certain leagues seem more likely to adapt to English football than others. The vast majority of them are poor quality though. Who's world class from Scandanavia, many would argue "Zlatan" is, I'm yet to see why. Who else? Poulsen? Poor mans Eric Roy he looks to me. There's no one we could sign who's Scandanavian who would make me think "wow". So the German and Russian leagues are full to the brim with poor quality players?

What do you expect Tom? I went with Patrick Bateman but no-one got it. Don't make me go all stevie on your arse!

I would like to have seen Lenny Bruce.

Of course that's why the English were part of the POUM and CNT-FAI forces wasn't it stevie you ignorant twat I'm amazed you weren't claiming Ingerlund's major involvement, oh yeah that's right facism won in Spain didn't it?

Spuds only want to sell us Dawson so they can make up at least those four games.

Is she scouse?

I'm travelling to London Steve You turning out? 50 / 50 Steve do you know a bloke about 50 with them whos name begins with S? Lives my side of the toon. Similar name to a Viz character. How many letters? More than 2, two less than 5. Slag

Went on a date with Patrick Bateman tbh.

Probably gets his money for nothin and his chicks for free.

Either Weezer or a duet with Kurt Cobain... Courtney won't be pleased.

When does series four come out on dvd?

She'd never make it to band practice if she joined the Whalers.

Could just as easily be a description of Weezer - Career tbh. Wrong! I'm with meenzer on this one, when they sung, I'm just pissing in the wind who would of thought they were singing about their career. the kills - midnight boom Awesome album. I thought that was a Badly Drawn Boy song? fuck me I really should just give up today. I'm thinking ween, I'm thinking Waving My Dick In the Wind. I'm thinking the eastern front. I'm thinking, well obviously I'm not fucking thinking! sigur ros - takk... edit: weezer still suck

Could just as easily be a description of Weezer - Career tbh. Wrong! I'm with meenzer on this one, when they sung, I'm just pissing in the wind who would of thought they were singing about their career. the kills - midnight boom Awesome album.

I should never posted that url for the king of ne1, should I?