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What absolute bollocks Dave! He's better than most in the league and suffers a lot from his poor performances for Ingerlund. I have him at the toon in a shot, at least we'd then occassionally have one from our midfield.

Monday's gossip column BREAKING GOSSIP Latest transfer rumours will appear here throughout the day. TRANSFER RUMOURS Inter Milan have made an official £6.5m opening offer for Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard. (The Sun) Chelsea are ready to bid £75m for AC Milan's Brazilian playmaker Kaka after their initial "astronomical" bid was turned down. (Daily Express) Another Brazil superstar, Barcelona's Ronaldinho, has turned down a move to Manchester City, despite the offer of a salary of £200,000 a week. (Various) Ronaldinho will join AC Milan, says Brazil boss Carlos Dunga. (Daily Mirror) Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon has insisted his club are odds-on favourites to sign Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo. (The Sun) But Calderon has said any deal for the £70m-rated winger is off until he proves his fitness after he undergoes ankle surgery. (The Mirror) Arsenal, Tottenham and Aston Villa are battling to sign Real Madrid midfielder Ruben de la Red. (Daily Mail) Blackburn want to sign Fulham midfielder Steve Davis. (Daily Telegraph) Tottenham full-back Pascal Chimbonda will this week seal an £8m switch to Valencia. (Daily Mirror) Liverpool hope to tempt Aston Villa to part with Gareth Barry by adding Steve Finnan to their existing £15m offer for the England midfielder. (Telegraph) Manchester United and Arsenal are locked in an £18m battle to sign Ajax striker Klaas-Jan Huntelaar. (Daily Star) Newcastle are preparing a £4m bid for Switzerland international midfielder Gokhan Inler. (Telegraph) Portsmouth have sealed a club record £10m deal for Liverpool striker Peter Crouch. (Various) Pompey boss Harry Redknapp will now sell striker David Nugent to Hull for £3m. (Various) Redknapp is also preparing to make moves for Reading full-back Nicky Shorey and Tottenham defender Younes Kaboul. (Various) Fulham are leading the chase to capture Rosenborg full-back Fredrik Stoor, who is also wanted by Blackburn, Manchester City and Wigan. (Daily Mail) Russia playmaker Andrei Arshavin is stalling on a move to Arsenal, while the futures of Alex Hleb and Emmanuel Adebayor are uncertain. (Various) Adebayor is wanted by Barcelona and the Spanish giants are set to push on with their pursuit. (Daily Mail) Arsenal chairman Peter Hill-Wood says the club will not sell Adebayor but admits Hleb may leave. (Various) But if Adebayor does move, the Gunners will try to sign Blackburn's Roque Santa Cruz. (Daily Mail) Hull manager Phil Brown is set to bid £1.4m for QPR midfielder Martin Rowlands. (Various) Brown also wants Dutch striker Roy Makaay, who is available from Feyenoord for £1,5m, and £3m-rated Wolves midfielder Seyi Olofinjana. (Telegraph) Bolton's young German midfielder Kevin Wolze plans to sign for Bundesliga side Wolfsburg. (Daily Mirror) Bolton and Middlesbrough want to sign Reading's £3.5m-rated midfielder James Harper. (Daily Mirror) Wigan boss Steve Bruce has pulled out of the race for Croatia striker Ivan Klasnic after the player said it is too cold for him in England. (Various) Birmingham are determined to hold on to James McFadden, who is wanted by Blackburn and Celtic. (Daily Star) Watford say defender Danny Shittu is not for sale, despite interest from Premier League clubs and Scottish giants Rangers and Celtic. (Various) Leicester chairman Milan Mandaric is ion the verge of completing an £800,000 deal for CSKA Sofia defender Aleksander Tunchev. (Daily Mirror) Carlisle striker Joe Garner will join Nottingham Forest this week in a £500,000 deal. (Daily Mirror) Burnley are set to beat off competition from Cardiff to sign Dutch midfielder Remco van der Schaaf. (Daily Mail) But the Bluebirds are set to lose striker Robbie Fowler, who will join Dubai club Al-Ahli. (The Sun) OTHER GOSSIP Manchester United assistant boss Carlos Queiroz is set to take over as Portugal manager. (The Sun) United manager Sir Alex Ferguson is likely to promote from within to replace Queiroz, with Academy boss Brian McClair a leading contender. (Mirror) AND FINALLY Newcastle fans have reacted furiously after learning that relatives of Osama Bin Laden are among the front runners to buy their club. The Bin Ladens, who own a Saudi Arabian building firm, are set to bid £300m for the Premier League club. (The Sun) Story from BBC SPORT: http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/sport2/hi...ers/7492700.stm Published: 2008/07/07 07:27:55 GMT © BBC MMVIII

Many a champion over the years have based their whole game on it not being end to end stuff.

You just know it's all about shit stirring. Notice the compensation for Jonas stories have stopped because they know it's a non-story. So this week it's the club is being sold to the scum of the earth (either Bin Ladin or 'mericans). Next week it will be KK has no power and wise manager elect. etc etc

'Disappointed' was the other Electronic track with Neil Tennant. First album really good, then rubbish. Does anyone remember the other New Order spin-off groups? No that's because they were shit just like Electronic's second album! FYP

FYP Go buy the new album woman! nick cave - dig! lazurus dig!

British lasses and huntsman are a match made in heaven. The most harmless spider in the universe although ugly and hairy but no it doesn't matter! "Kill it, kill it! Stomp that poor helpless fucker into the ground until nothing but your fooprint is left, in China." She wouldn't let me kill it like. Not that I wanted to. I had to catch it and put it outside. What a waste of time. Needed some Dutch courage first btw. flop you idiot, that's the strangest looking spider I've ever seen.

Banners? There are banners? You were looking at the banners? It's a bit hard to miss when the page opens up and the first thing you see is a big black cock being forced down some chicks throat, with the next frame being a well abused clunge and toyfriend, etc, etc. Anyway I only noticed them for as long as it took for the image to open, then I was all teat in the eye blind like the rest of you filthy pervs.

manc-fop(lite) isn't, but flop ([alex] or FLOP. [/alex] ) could well be for him to the same end. But like I said though this was inevitable as it was bound to the usual suspects, descend in pedantism and then something like this would develop. Is there anything else you need explained? Like I said know your market and KISS. flop, if in fact you are trying to keep it simple stupid, you've just disappeared up your own arse from porn tax complexity.

Can I just point out a similar thread from a couple of years ago... Geordie Lad...'s best work.

At least he's not a downer, unlike some!

It's an encouraging article but fucking hell what is wrong with football journalists, don't they know the subject they are writing about? Don't their editors check the facts? Enrique you clueless twats is the last player to swap the Spanish sun for Tyneside. Enrique! And guess what, he looks like being a success but then maybe that doesn't quite fit with the nature of your article. If they'd remembered him they'd have marked him down as a flop manc-fop(lite) anyway. fyp

British lasses and huntsman are a match made in heaven. The most harmless spider in the universe although ugly and hairy but no it doesn't matter! "Kill it, kill it! Stomp that poor helpless fucker into the ground until nothing but your fooprint is left, in China."

More likely he followed Mickey O to the races trying to get his autograph on a new contract.

Everytime I see this for some reason it reads, flop

Nice place. I went to the Barrier Reef near there too. Just showing off now like. Darn straight alex. I was searching for a reef tour I did years ago for Luke's trip later this year. http://www.wavelength.com.au/index.htm Then I got to thinking the lass has been to the reef, a quick click on a link, a type of the cc number and that's us broke. We just bought a new underwater digital camera so any good pics and they'll be up here quicker than berb with an old joke Loved it up there like. (It's up there as far as Oz is concerned anyway). The locals are nuts, then you've got the reef and the rainforests. Got up as far as Cape Trib. We also saw a Cassowary in the wild near Mission Beach. I also saw what I later found out was a coastal taipan slithering under the hut we were staying in in the rainforest. I didn't tell wor lass until we'd left like. I'm amazed her venom for not telling her at the time didn't kill you.

Ok, fair call but I bet he was in Johnny Marr once or twice

Nice place. I went to the Barrier Reef near there too. Just showing off now like. Darn straight alex. I was searching for a reef tour I did years ago for Luke's trip later this year. http://www.wavelength.com.au/index.htm Then I got to thinking the lass has been to the reef, a quick click on a link, a type of the cc number and that's us broke. We just bought a new underwater digital camera so any good pics and they'll be up here quicker than berb with an old joke

do you think anyone thinks we'd be a good buy at 420M though? And in all honesty if someone paid 420m for us don't you think they'd expect a little more in the playing staff than the rabble we've got because there is no fucking way they'd be spending that wedge and not expecting a competitive club. Weren't the red scouse being touted around the high 300's?

Both his lungs might collapse this time If only he'd kept his powder dry

After talking to both wubble and alex recently about holidays - a five day holiday in Port Douglas where we get to go swim with the fishies on the reef.

But Alex you still live in a happy house and where 808 is a state of mind! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_%28band%29

Don't worry Berb, you've been wooden for years.

Control? Thats the one. Quality. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=471398 Bought the documentary the other day, hopefully it will even the score for Ian. just been looking at the movies thread you linked to, shit is Bernie gay? seriously i missed that one, although thinking about it he pretty obviously is. Electronic ffs. think i need to google this for more info! Married to his second wife according to wikipedia. Although things like playing their first gigs in NY as New Order at a high profile gay club haven't helped to dispel the rumours. Unimportant tbh. Electronic sounded gay as fuck what can one expect with Johnny Marr and Neil Tennant in the band? he's not as well is he? (by the way i dont care if he is I just didnt realise and feel like I'm the last person to find out!) What? Do you honestly believe The Smiths broke up over Johnny Marr eating a meat pie? It's not a euphemism!

Control? Thats the one. Quality. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=471398 Bought the documentary the other day, hopefully it will even the score for Ian. just been looking at the movies thread you linked to, shit is Bernie gay? seriously i missed that one, although thinking about it he pretty obviously is. Electronic ffs. think i need to google this for more info! well apparently he's married so he cant be Exactly, even Reggie Dwight had one of those.