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Yeah like everyone remembers Traci Lords for her pop songs meenzer!

That's a bit long and the acronym, Ctpwfsywrno doesn't really work. How about: Can't understand nerdy teen sex. or People obsessing over fans shoes. or Britney isa twat every musician envies. or Sounds Horrible It'll Top Everywhere. (Sorry about those.)

porn or pop star? I got 80%. I at least knew my porn stars.

I'm amazed you can carry anything in your pockets Jimbo. I would of thought with your obsession they would be holy and an access at anytime area.

Real first name: steven (I know, I know!) Nickname: sammy Age: 37 Occupation: producer/editor Location: sydney, just down the road from newcastle. Language(s) spoken? english and enough french to order rabbit for dinner. Avatart - why? none Previous avatarts? me, nicky butt traitor and souness fucking nufc Tell us when you first joined the boards? not that long ago, august Board highlights? mkaing the gold section with jesus wept and pubes or no pubes threads Board lowlights? the constant Bellmay arguments, he's gone let's let go people. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? travelling Pets? nope I play a bit like.... gazza, in his later years. great passing and vision but to lazy to chase 20 year olds the length of the pitch. Football heroes? pedro, rob lee, nobby solano, johnny warren and waddle. Football villains? savage, wise, cole (for his lack of repect after he left) and I fuckin hate roy keane. Best advice given? Never had any advice from Shay. Ideal partner? Unfortunately she left me. Ideal dinner date? See above. Ideal meal? Depends but usually involves various meats. Can you cook? Dam straight Current wheels? Two, a highly modified 1986 Subaru Rx Turbo that I'm building for competition and a 1973 Holden HQ Premier that I'm driving until the other is finished and then it will be restored. Biggest influence? Jen my mother, strongest person I've ever meet. My arse of a father for everything I will never be. TV programmes? Football. Law and Order. Good British drama. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish, grilled. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Lamb pancakes, crispy skin chicken, cha sui buns. Not big on indian food. Favourite tunes? swervedriver, jesus and mary chain, my bloody valentine, I seem to have a genre don't I? Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? They're both a bit Sam Fox aren't they. Can I have Aria Giovanni if I have to choose a large breasted woman? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? As actors they are both ok, as people neither. Favourite film? Blade Runner If I won a million pounds.... make my first feature film. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Didn't drink until I was 19 as I played football seriously, probably vodka. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Yes and ended up at a catholic school because of it. Favourite insult? Don't have one in particular but I think a witty retort is far greater than a simple fuck you. Not a lot of people know that...... I'm covered in tattooes. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? $600 on french lingerie for my ex. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4 shoes but 5 pairs of football boots. I'm obsessed with..... football in rugby/cricket/aerial ping pong playing country. In 5 years time, I hope to be.... alive, creating something to make an audience think and question their beliefs and sober

They were a Australian (Adelaide) punk band from the late 80s, early 90s. They did a couple of interesting things but mainly they were just good noise to pogo and get drunk to. But as a boy band, I can't see it unless there is a new market for boy bands in bad fitting jeans, flanelette shirts, gym boots and 120 bpm white noise.

Rapist???? You want to reconsider that statement sima?

really wants to tar and feather the fish and then touch him in that special way.

Easily but not directly from his employer. Rob the money for successful drivers is in their endorsements. Sponsors pay a phenomenal amount for the right to be with drivers and someone like Button who is a relatively successful Englishman in a money rich sport (which I thought you once argued isn't really a sport???) is very successful.

Could be worse Cath considering some of the jobs nurses are required to do!

Bollocks! I'm sick to death of the "Bellamy should be here" or "Bellamy should have gone" argument but lets stick to the truth. He faked his injury at training (for which he should of been fined but wasn't), then he travelled to London as instructed where he was told he wasn't even on the bench and "Souness" told the media it was because he was injured. Bellamy opened his oversized gob and the rest is history. He is gone, we now have a far superior player and we are stuck with some serious questions about our manager's man management skills.

And he's an Australian!

should be so kind as to make others think I'm special

Definitely Carr. It was more like a clip across the top of the head with Carr's foot. The funniest bit was the fact that Bellars didn't expect it. He was on the ground playing for the foul, clutching a leg as if he was injured and next thing he knows is a foot clipping him across the top of his head.

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Owen or Shearer Man U or Chelsea - But getting sick of their cashed up, buy the world attitude. (But don't mind the bargains they keep selling us.) Ireland or Scotland Club or Country CL Final or League Champions Everton or Blackburn - It's like comparing two different dog poos you just trod in. Chelsea or Arsenal - See poo v chelski answer. Celtic or Rangers - Motherwell Souness or New Manager - Even Glen Roeder will be better (just).

Sounds like the plot for a British version of Weekend at Bernies. 35114[/snapback] They have already produced the British version of Weekend at Bernies, remember back in the 60s and 70s? I can see it now: Carry on the Souness! Staring Sid James Alan Shearer And the bint in pink.

Does anyone remeber Shearer delivering his lines in Purely Belter? He looked like someone in the wardrobe department forgot to tape the coat hanger out of his shirt before he put it on.

That's interesting I heard the recall was because he keeps blowing a gasket!

Knows to much about me if they can recognise my poo!

I saw the Victory match against Queensland, the bastard ref gave Thompson a yellow for diving in the penalty area when he was clearly brought down. It just sucks that there were no Victory home matches while I've been in town, although I've done my bit by buying both a home and an away shirt. I take it you've jumped on the new Sydney team bandwagon? I've been surprised how much of a following the Victory are getting here, I've come across a lot of people that are excited about football. It was always hard for me to get behind Melbourne teams in the past being neither Greek nor Croatian. It's great to have a team with no ethnic bias. 35026[/snapback] Jumped on the Sydney bandwagon??? No, I will be supporting my home team of Newcastle (didn't you see my post in the football section?) I'll go see a few Sydney matches because of the ease in getting there plus I'm trying to encourage the kids I coach to support local football, so I will organise groups to go from my club. Another great idea I've heard is a lot of English and Scottish ex-pats are thinking about supporting the Central Coast as going to a match will be like going to an away fixture back home. An hour on the train, a couple of beverages, see the match and a train trip home with a bit of singing and a couple more beers. Back to the AFL, I had to interview one of the Swan's fitness coaches today and after the interview he and I started talking about the new a-league. The other football codes are actually taking the new league seriously and are worried about what it is going to do to their supporter base. At last we may actually get people to understand it is the one world played football.

Thought some of you might be interested in the fact Guy Bates played his debut league game yesterday afternoon for his new team Newcastle Untied Jets (it just doesn't sound right does it?). Although clearly not match fit, he chased down everything and although unfortunate not to get his name on the score sheet, he did win an important free kick that lead to Newcastle's 2nd goal. By the 60th minute he was knackered and therefore subbed. This is the match report from theworldgame site: Jets crush NZ Knights 4-0 AAP Newcastle has moved into second on the A-League ladder with a convincing 4-0 win over New Zealand Knights at EnergyAustralia Stadium. The Jets registered the league's biggest victory to date despite missing star striker Ante Milicic, who suffered a hamstring strain in the warm-up. Labinot Haliti partnered debutant Guy Bates up front for the Jets in Milicic's absence, and made the most of his opportunity by putting the home side in the lead after 12 minutes. Matt Thompson and Stuart Musialik made it 3-0 by the break, before Nick Carle finished the rout in the 70th minute - all goals well appreciated by the vocal 7495-strong crowd. Milicic broke his finger in last week's win over Sydney and would have started but for his recurrent hamstring problem. Haliti's opening score followed a near miss from Thompson. Jets skipper Ned Zelic floated a long free kick into the penalty area, which Thompson headed against the left post. Haliti reacted quickly to tap home the rebound. Thompson doubled his sides lead in the 27th minute after the Knights failed to properly clear a Carle free kick. The ball fell back into Carle's path with the star midfielder looping the ball into the box for Thompson to head passed a goalkeeper Danny Milosevic. Musialik, in his starting debut, netted Newcastle's third in the 37th minute after finishing off some quality lead-up work from Carle and Richard Johnson with a great run and header. Carle added the fourth from the penalty spot after he was tripped in the box by fullback Knights Ronnie Bull. Newcastle coach Richard Money labelled his side's performance as clinical. "Some of the play in the final third was tremendous, the move for the penalty was out of the top drawer," Money said. "If we put work ethic together with the ability we've got, we've got a chance of being a decent team. "We're getting better week by week, but we've done nothing yet." After Milicic felt a twinge in his hamstring during the warm-up, Money said he felt it was better to pull the former Socceroo out. "When he came to me and said he's got a slight problem, it's not what you want to hear before the match. The boys that went up front gave that little bit extra, which was terrific." Knights coach John Adshead was at a loss to describe his side's performance. "We defended poorly, why that is, its hard to put your finger on," Adshead said. "We didn't get any breaks. It was a very poor day at the office. Anything that could go wrong did go wrong." Adshead paid tribute to Newcastle's defence. "Some of the goals were a bit bizarre. You wouldn't call them classics. But they capitalised on the breaks they got and didn't let us back in." Updated: Sun, Sep 18, 2005 08:10:59 PM AEST All photos copyright AAP http://www4.sbs.com.au/a-league/index.php3?id=63234

I just glanced at this and in my dislexic mind I saw: Sorry magelaide. Did you see any of the a-league matches on the weekend instead of the aerial ping pong?

And the other 1% is what? 34993[/snapback] The foreskin's spam!

Sorry Cath but it is all about educating the uninformed. (Plus it is my better side, don't you think?)