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Just tell them to fuck off. They shouldnt be here at this time. "This time" is actually any time for anyone under 6.

Yer naa what, I think I'll just gan with that, because, like me, it makes nee fucking sense. Whey, that and the fact you've got the Monky Arms thingy that sways in the wind and squeaks a lot as your avatar.

30835[/snapback] Pissed yerself again, and relying on the cleaner to get you out of it..

Quality! The Bork, Bork, Bork! one is canny aswell.

Quentin Tarantino is making a new film in New Orleans. It's called Resivoir Wogs. If New Orleans is the home of Jazz, then what the fuck are Katrina & the Waves doing there!?

I dont know, you praise a bloke and suddenly you're asking him oot! I can see why it looks dodgy like, but it's aal innocent man. Wasn't for a free drink either yi bastards. And Wank-Mag, as for the walk in wardrobe, some of us don't earn enough to have one of those, yer lanky bugger!

..then Ladies & Gentleman, let me introduce you. He's probably the only bloke on here, who I've never seen rise to the bait, and let me tell you, there's been plenty for him to snap on.. Can we please have a massive geet hug, for the legend that is, Meenzer.

Bloody hell, hope he's alreet like.

As far as a naa, straight £30 for an adult ticket, for any team. £25 - £30 is what I reckon it should be for all games personally.

I was saying when they changed the away end, I bet the price rockets again. Absolutely disgraceful, but mugs like me still pay it. As the Robot says, fair play to any mackems that make the journey, especially when they know whats coming.

Aye, I reckon it's class that.

Just had ter dee the goodbyes mate, was shit. He says turrah!

I think he means get you back to Waterloo or wherever, from Portsmouth, in time to cross London and get the Train from Kings Cross back up here. I'm coaching it, cheapest way, unfortunately also the shittest and longest way.

Aye, I've got 2 sets of holiday plans now pet, but I've put going over there main priority. He's going to be uncontactable for a bit, because he's having to get a new phone, and he wont have a computer for a while either, so I reckon that'll be the shite bit for him. Still, it's not like he'll be stuck for stuff to do is it!

One of my closest mates is dissappearing to Oz themorra. Plan is to go for a year, but if things go well, he may be over there for longer. It'll be really strange when he's gone like, he's the first one out of our lot to do anything like this. Good luck to the lad, but christ are we ganna miss him!

This is funny as owt man, keep gan'!

Really? I've never noticed that when I've done that walk. Best bear it in mind though. All I've heard about Portsmouth is to be careful in a wide range fo bars, because there's a lot of dodgy Sea-goers call in there to get hammered. 27176[/snapback] Yeah mate, I lived in Pompey for a year and was quickly advised that Somers Town was not a place to hang around in.. As for the 'skate' well yeah, there's shit-loads of them, particularly if one of the big ships are in port and they're hell-bent on causing grief.... Southsea is a canny area for a drink, as is the Guildhall area - avoid Portsea though... 27197[/snapback] Cheers for that mate, I'll bear it in mind!

Really? I've never noticed that when I've done that walk. Best bear it in mind though. All I've heard about Portsmouth is to be careful in a wide range fo bars, because there's a lot of dodgy Sea-goers call in there to get hammered.

Jeeeesus swept! That has to be fake aye!?

Excuse my ignorance here, but is that the same pile that that Lolly bird did?

Michael Owen is only two inches above the eligibility for a state registered midget. With full attendant benefits. 27159[/snapback] But we aal know you would..

To the tune of Kevin Keegan Left the Toon, in a Helicopter.. (One for the future aswell by the way, since he hasn't actually scored yet..) Michael Owen left Madrid, so he could play some more-a He came over the the Toon and now he's our top scorer.. Don't start.

Your Son is in his 40s? In that case RobW, I take my hat off to you for being able to use a Computer at your obviously..aged..age.

Apologies for tellinhg you I wanted to kill you on Newcastle-Online then!