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Went to Sainsburys yesterday, saw some magnificent parking mind. Some inconsiderate bastard had decided to park at an angle accross two disabled spaces. I hope someone went akka on his car with thier wheelchair.

Allegedly, he was supposed to play last night, but he fucked off back to Milan instead.

100,000 apparently. Disgrace. A House a week for playing footy, and talking like he's just come out of the Dentist's extraction clinic.

I'll change cannit to wont..

Cannit gan wrang with a glass of cold milk I reckon. But so many people wont have it by itself, or maybe even at all. Why, why I ask yiz?

Aye mate, it's shite now. It's delayed loads, on a regular basis aswell.

I gave up the little hope I had of up and coming refs being decent last week, when I disovered Barry 'I'm the best living example of a shite referee' Knight was training them up.

BASTARDS. Went up to West Funky Monky to buy my ticket this morning, which is usually 2.20 for my City Return, or 1.50 for my Non-City Return, depending on where I'm going. Canny value I think. Aye, well the bastards have only gone and changed everything. They've scrapped the above tickets, and replaced them with 3 numbers, and various zones. It's now going to cost me 3.00 to get to Town, and I'm sorry, but that's a fucking disgrace for the Metro. I was paying less than 1.80 a few years back, and since then, fuck all has changed to show my money has been well spent. It's exactly the same as it was. The Government and Local Councils want to attract people off the road and onto trains and buses, and they think this is a going to help!? Well all it's done is spurred me onto booking more driving lessons and getting through my test. Having worked it out, I'd spend less on petrol and the like.

Belated happy birthday matey!

Off up to the Toon. Would have sat on a balcony supping somewhere, but it's decided to rain.

Aye in all seriousness I'd agree with that.

Just post it here, if you get told off just blame it on me.

Cat Sat Mat Bat This and that Tit for tat Friday Beer

I'm glad they like us enough to find the time to waste thier breath on us. Whatever they think of our team, I'll be happy to debate, but what they say about our fans? Couldn't give a shite.

Nowt wrong with that in my opinion, like.

I could kick lumps out of half of them bastards.

Ahh, the Metro. I've done some daft stuff on that useless hunk of yella poo, mind. Including what you did, you pilchard. Got on at West Jesmond after a sesh and a quick joint. Fell asleep and woke up in Percy Main, decided to go back to kip till Monument. Got off there, changed metro and fell asleep again. Woke up in North Shields and had to get off, change sides. Got on, fell asleep and luckily woke up pulling into West Funky Monky. Took about 2 hours to get home because of that!

Katy Hill. I was intent on marrying her.

Agreed. Although a loan deal is a but of a pisser, it's just good to have him out of the team. I wanted to take his head off after the Semi, but luckily for him, being 6 rows from the back I had no way of getting to the pitch.

Oh, good. Bye Bye Butty Boy.

What the fuck!

Out of topic, but why is Crespo a cunt?? 6619[/snapback] It's Vernon Kay 6647[/snapback] 6653[/snapback] PLATINUM!

I'm hitting the sack, cannit be arsed to reply to every thread. Half way was good enough! G'neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Lads 'n' Lasses.