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The WiFi on my 4s is cattled and has been ever since I stuck iOS 6 on it. Option is greyed out. Done loads to try and fix it but nowt works. Ganna get it swapped I think.

Saw this a while back, this one being by far my favourite

http://stickersonthecentralline.tumblr.com/

That's what happens when you don't pay for the 'services' of Annie & Clarabel. Bitches be steamin'

Nah you didn't. You could always apply for tickets and travel independently. We did that for all of them. Part of the application was telling them your travel plans though. They did shaft people on one occasion though. For Breda, if you booked through the club you automatically got a match ticket included, regardless of your loyalty points. As we only got 1000 and Holland was/is hugely popular for euro jaunts, the club took nearly 600 of that, leaving people who'd booked their own trip to fight for around 400 tickets. Obviously you need a lot of points to get a ticket out of 400. Me and the old man were sound but loads of the lads missed out. Cannit see this being a major problem for Bruges though mind, I think Birmingham got about 5000 for their game and by the time the club come up with owt most people will have sorted themselves out.

They're on to you.

Why not, like? When we played Zulte Waragem a few years ago, we decided to fuck off the flying and give the Eurostar a shot. Got an early train from here down to Kings X then across to Waterloo. Quick change in Brussels and we were in a bar Ghent by 2pm. Security was much less of a fuck on and you're unloaded in the centre so there's no airport runs. It's even easier now. Went to a festival in Paris last August, got the 7am down to London (it's direct, nee stops) in 2 and a half hours and then a 5 minute walk to the check in at St. Pancras. Another couple of hours and you're in Paris by early afternoon. Easy. Granted if it gans wrong it's a fuck on but that applies to flying aswell. Also, this is coming from someone who loves flying. Don't work for Eurostar either!

Saw it earlier this week. Thought it was really good to be honest. Emma Stone is fucking ridiculous. I might go and see it again just for her.

Thick as fuck and as has been said, can't take him seriously. Ever. A couple of years back before one of our games with the mackems, he did a preview on it for sky. He started by saying it wasn't a proper derby and then abruptly took it back in his review of the game. He probably hates us anyway, I remember once while he was at Villa, he was warming up next to the away end and he was getting dogs abuse about his 'issues' from our lot, to the point where he fucked off to the other side of the pitch to get away from it. I don't doubt the dopey prick gets flashbacks every time he hears Newcastle mentioned. Also, not to pass up the oppurtunity to abuse Villa.. Can't stand the bastards. Never met a nice Villa fan, always hated it as an away day too. Celebrated our relegation like they'd won the league which was hard to take. Read a proper bitter match preview once from one of thier fanzine websites, just before we promptly beat them on thier own turf against the odds. That was good. Were under Roeder at the time I think. Will also never get the image out of my head of a few ethnic gentleman in Villa shirts doing suicide bomber impressions at our coach a few years back. With any luck they've been deported. Would explain thier gates anyway. Wankers.

I don't have permission to view that, and I'm nosey.

Aye, I remember that! Though the heat was taken off me somewhat a few weeks later, when one of the other lads revealed that he takes a Mach 3 approach to the area. Which is just fucking stupid. Just had the Christmas trim as it happens. I'm a fairly hairy person so I think it's only right that I keep it tidy! Number two aal awer. The only other place I shave is my face, though. Not with the same impliment either! Not into all this pit and chest shaving crap.

Monoraaaaail!

We just got the Airtrain from JFK to a Subway stop in Jamaica, then the E train all the way to 42nd St., where you can go prettymuch anywhere from. It doesn't stop that much. It takes about 50 minutes like but from what we've heard it's really not that much longer than in a taxi, and it was a stress free journey to be honest. It's also a lot fucking cheaper.

Aye, just the usual sales tactics in motion mate. Most Gyms of the same type do that. Everybody pays a different rate to be honest. I've got to know a fair few of the regulars now and I don't think any of us pay the same. When I first joined, one of the lads joined aswell, and he paid half of what I did because he knew someone who worked there. They do 'off peak' memberships and all that where you can go at certain times and not at others. They are cheaper but obviously the times you can go will be garbage. I think I've been a member for 4-5 years, and mine is £60 odd a month. It's gone up about £12 over that time. To be honest though, to me it's well justified because I go at least 3 times a week and use the gym and the pool. Been to a few of the classes now aswell. Obviously if you're just going once a week for the pool then that's terrible value!

Ah well that's alreet then! It's a fairly standard setup like, 25m (I think?) pool which is the same depth all the way along. There's a sauna and a steam room at the back which are both decent. There's two jaccuzzis, one warm one and one cooler one. There's no plunge pool but there's an ice cold shower instead, which is mint but I normally bitch it because it fucks my breathing up for about 10 minutes!

My Gym, stay oot. It's canny. It's become a bit worn recently but they seem to be getting on top of it now. If all you're going to use is the pool and the steam room/sauna/jaccuzzi though then you'll like it. Especially on a Friday (evening) cos it's always dead then. Mind, one thing that might be worth mentioning.. I'm not sure how the months membership works, but as a general member, you get given a wristband to get in and out, and to use the lockers. When you join, they take your photo and when you scan the wristband at reception to get in, it brings the picture up on a screen above the desk. They aren't always looking but if they've done that for your lass you might want to be a bit stealthy! Fist, depends when you go in, but unfortuantely there's not that much tail knocking about in there at the minute. I don't think anyone from the BT place accross the way actually uses it, but that might be a good thing becasue judging by the bus stop outside, everyone who works there looks like Matt Lucas.