Gejon

Stevie always says he is leaving but never fucks off, attention seeker tbh.

He puts the holes in polos.

3 central midfielders for a start (we aren't realistically going to get better than Guthrie as 4th choice).

I'm English, white, Geordie by birth, so I'm staying in England. What about you ? Probably piss off back to Turkey in a couple of years after I have claimed a few more thousand in benefits.

So basically she didn't save his job at all?

They are probably in their Punjabi evening class after you have kindly pointed out the Muslim's inevitable takeover.

You could move there...

Kluivert had a decent goals to games ratio and Abdolaye Faye was a very decent centre half who we could have really done with last season.

Never ever going to happen but I would love him here, every time I have seen him he has been excellent and really takes control of a game and makes something happen. That isn't we desperately need if we want to stay up next season

Ant has restored my faith in humanity.

Skirge Nicest bloke you will are likely to come across but a complete nutter

I can just imagine arguments with the wife, brining up the thing he may have been right about in 1972 in every argument

is he ? Oh well, I'll have a look for him next time I log in I don't remember him attempting to challenge my knowledge of NUFC on there, nor my [correct] assertions about the Halls and Shepherd. Must be one of those anonymous blokes .......

Plenty left in my little old town

Was thinking today how much nicer the pubs are these days

He's uptight about what happenned to his Nigerian mate and seems fairly clueless about the workings of security services in England. It was precisely the open house and tolerance that kept violence off our mainland from Nazi Islam for two decades. What does this fucking Nigerian arsehole propose we do??? You don't hear about daily kidnappings of people going to oil rigs in the UK do you? Fucking Nigeria, so out of touch with the world, at least 200 years behind us, and it would be 300 if we hadn't have had a say in their past. What makes me laugh about some Nigerians in Britain is they're deeply bigoted against blacks here who originate from the West Indies, as they perceive them to be dense. Africans accusing people of being dense what next The Fish accusing someone of being boring...... or gejon Evening Mr Interesting, what is the random topic of the day? Racism, mentioning the old/new board, N-O being shit or what Dave is viewing now. Actually listing all those different topics you are slightly less boring than I thought, who knew!?

I was expecting maybe 2 in (Simpson plus some striker on loan maybe) and at least one big earner out (not including Geremi, an important one) so this window has been like going back to Haiti and finding my house still standing.

Pleasantly surprised.

You first.

Eyesight can be shit at that age.

To be fair the place does miss never ending debates the old and new board, they never got remotely boring. Your obsession with Dave is actually getting a little worrying. You have always come across as an obsessive person though

Is that you in your avatar?

Funny you should say Dave is stalking you, I have noticed you mentioning his name quite a lot recently