Gejon

Stevie is worse than Hitler, at least Hitler liked some people.

Business Capture Centre?

I think it would be fairer to say "We don't know what the fuck he has done so how can we praise him" rather than "He has done fuck all".

Still can't believe people are so shocked with Martins wage then don't even question Owen's. Martins has done more for this club so far imo and will continue to do so. That said neither are worth anywhere near those kind of wages.

Get your coat I am going to rape you and would feel really guilty if you got cold.

Reminds me of when Donny Torrettes (sp?) tried to take Billy Bailey on during an episode of Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

Drew 4-4, I was a bit special. Starting to get boring now like

I would take a solicitor. I was once questioned for something I hadn't done so chose not to have one and they absolutely ripped me to shreds!

Went for a run. Feel really good. It wont last. Still a fat twat. 3 and a half weeks till holiday.

Definitely, its quite sad that her making herself look worse got her much more attention.

I would, I imagine she would be filthy aswell.

Looks better without imo.

Not saying you are wrong but "not the clinical finisher he once was" sounds so funny when talking about someone so young

I am starting to feel a bit of a Partridge

Premier Inns are much nicer, I stay in one every week

I get the traces of blood on the shit rag quite a lot but that seems very common. I have 2 or 3 times had wipes which have been covered in blood (queue the gay jokes), I was tempted to go to the doctors about it but it hasn't happened for a while so can't really be arsed now (excuse the pun). This thread has given me some comfort the (the comments about bowel cancer etc..).

Reminds me of the Simpsons episode when Homer joins the NRA

That will do for me.

Chips? on a full english? mental. Because I am soo fussy I miss out on eggs, mushrooms and tomatoes so I need something to fill that space

Sausage, bacon, beans, chips and buttered white breadwith orange juice being the beverage.

Eidur G?

Horse and Cart?

She stayed in the same apartments (unfortuntely not the same rooms) as us when we were in Magaluf the summer we signed Bramble and Viana. She was just amazing, walking around the pool every day in a skimpy bikini.

Spent 2 weeks with Gemma Atkinson. She is absolutely stunning (this was before enhancements the summer we signed Viana and Bramble).

A random but fairly amusing advert that gets people talking. Good but not as good as their last one which was excellent.