Gejon

Well done, retired dirty smoker!

going to a fancy dress party, not as Enrique though!

Adidas

If you think they look alike i would give the old "joystick" a rest for a little while (means your flatmate wouldn't have to wash that mystery fluid out of her hair soo much aswell)

My workmate went to see this one being filmed. Gonna miss it because im out has been pretty good so far though.

Its mental, he isnt worth a quarter of that! People were banging on about him going on the cheap aswell

Looks NOTHING like Dyer tbh http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Senio...,,10278,00.html Kieron Dyer is the number 8 btw

They are mint! (probably literally)

Bet you wouldn't tbh! You got £500 and a puppy going spare?

for £500 i would kill a puppy with a cheese grater tbh!

definitely, whether or not they would loan to us though?

if he was a touch darker he would look like Shola imo

Me and a few mates from school round a girls house with 2 girls there (i think) all drinking vodka and playing nervous, i decided not to play as I wanted to get with one of the lasses. MOTD came on so everyone went in the front room, I pretended to be really drunk and stayed in the back room. The lass I liked stayed with me to make sure I was alright then her friend came in and said she would look after me and the other lass went in to the front room with the other lads, next thing I know she is kissing me and putting her hands down my trousers. I was bottling asking her for a shag but I finally asked if she had a condom and we were away, I was just praying I wouldnt come after about 2mins and trying my best to keep it in. Mates kept looking round the door and making comments (romantic I know), I went what I thought was long enough (not really bothered if she was enjoying it was just glad I wasnt a "2 pump wonder") and then shot my load. Left apparently a few minutes before her parents came home (mates had left a while before) and felt like "DA MAN". Was really the next day at school but it was a few days before I went to America for the month so that kind of sorted out the whole embarrasment issue. Slept with her again a few years later (as did half my mates and half my town tbh! classy girl )

*why is there no report button in this place* MMMMODDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSS! There is, its called "Report!"

I reckon Nobby drove them mad trying to get them to turn it into this place they have pulled it all!

Evening 4 eyes

HTT must have got bored. should be remaned Newcastle-on/offline tbh!

Not much tbh!

Invicta feels he has finally got the pussywagon that will have the ladies flocking!

Hey ladies how would YOU (points with both hands) like to go out with a lego robot wars champion!?