Lazarus

:o :P :lol: :lol:

Even if the payments are staggered - its a fantastic piece of business for the club.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KaHZQANCOKM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr_qwkmWukI

http://www.anti-meth.org/images/progression-new.jpg http://www.anti-meth.org/images/10yearsmethuse.jpg Former porn stars?

10 years ago? You've lost me there Sima. Was the second photo taken 10 years ago? Battling an addiction 10 years ago. Jenna Jameson was? Oh, right. She looks like she's on something that suppresses the appetite anyway. Crystal meth is the drug of choice for pornstars. Well it's what Tiana Lynn was hooked on anyway. Anyone seen the Faces of meth? http://www.drugfree.org/Portal/DrugIssue/M...es/photo_2.html click on the pic s for the before and after pics.

If think the difference is that in one photo shes plastered in makeup and looks terrible and in the other shes skinny and looks terrible. Either way she looks terrible.

Ahhh the wonders of Grad! Dont suppose you still use the Upratings Incs spreadsheet to calculate the amounts? Er - you mean a spread sheet for calculating grad? then no - we just look at NIRS (and assume its correct). Got spreadsheets for just about everything else though - pre16 credits, substitutions, pro rata blah blah blah

Serps is fucking nightmare - i spent an hour this morning trying to write a letter to a customer explaining the ins and outs of the previous earning related scheme which was called Graduated Retirement Benefit (this ended in 1975 and serps replaced it in 1978). Basically - you need to speak to a financial advisor. Thats because it all about personal circumstances - what applies to you and your spouse will not apply to another couple.

ive got a feeling that man city could demolish derby 4-0 or even 5-0.

Thats it. 10 episodes, 1 series and HBO have cancelled it. (Still unofficial though). Still none the wiser as to who (or what) john is. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0814164/

I think it was michael owen who did exactly that this morning. Our office overlooks the training pitches and we saw a chopper land, drop someone off then take off again!

Knew i wasnt seeing things - http://www.heavens-above.com/main.aspx?Loc...t=19&TZ=GMT Its the International Space Station and those pissed up astronauts. If you click on the link and leave for a few minutes, then go back and refresh the page, youll see how quick it moves.

I wouldnt mind him signing. Seems to be unspectacular but reliable. Better than carr, who is spectacularly unreliable.

What sort of a reaction would a t-shirt with 'Allah is a cunt' written on it get? World War III ?

That is a brilliant picture.

Hes a kiddie fiddler isnt he?

Just had my first BSOD - during a defrag.

I'm Engorged

Irreversible is a very good film. Not exactly the sort of thing youd watch with your parents and probably not with a girlfriend either. 120 days of sodom is a bit naff tbh. Not really all that shocking now tbh - despite the torture, rape and the scene where they all eat shit. Ive got david lynchs new one - 'Inland Empire' to watch. meant to be a total mindfuck (as all of lynchs stuff is). http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460829/

Heres another one: The little laddie from 'Empire of the Sun' went on to play Batman in 'Batman Begins'. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000288/

Hargh Hargh!

why enrique at RB twice? I thought he was a LB Ive gone left to right (hence zoggy on the left of a four man midfield and emre of the left of a three)