Lazarus

I'm sure you started a thread about you shitting yourself sometime last year. He shit in the garage.. Yup - i laid myself a log in the garage.

What ?

The ZX Spectrum is 25 years old.

The Host. Kinda disappointed given the quality of the cast and director. I also suspect there was a few sly digs at american foreign policy within the film.

I seem to remember Wubble got a bit of stick in the 'post a pic of yourself as a bairn' thread.....as did gemmill

You've no idea how right you are. The number of times I've seen a baby charva being born at work is frightening. It just makes me dead sad cos these beautiful little babies could grow up into anything in the world and they haven't got a hope in hell. The 16-year old (or less) mother will be sat in her bed, unable to move after having a spinal anaesthetic going "Ere, can I go for a tab????" Errr, do your legs fucking work? Then, no! The other thing is that the charva having the baby will more often than not have her mother in theatre with her, and the new grandma's are occasionally younger than me. Now that's frightening.

gemmill - thinking with his belly.

Liver failure ?

I'm not sure Thatcherism is any more to blame then Blairism (although I'm less sure there's much difference between the two). I also can't see how it's going to be stopped in the short term, Chavism of a fashion has even been pushed into Universities under Blair (with the probably intention to "educate" it out of them admittedly). You don't see a difference between Blairism and Thatcherism? Ridiculous, there's all the difference in the world. Ironically, I think both are responsible - Thatcher for starting the problem with mass unemployment and poverty, and Blair for perpetuating it by encoraging political correctness and liberalism. The difference is that one is a tory party corrupt right to the top and the other one was led by thatcher

While searching icnewcastle for the word 'asbo' http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/search....archscope=50081 i also came across this story http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/chronic...-name_page.html

Cant see him fetching more than 2m tbh.

ive never shited me pants nor even come close. even when i used to drink and get stottin mortal on the snakebite - my arse never had a bad shift.

I work in an office where EVERY woman looks like that - theres just varying amounts of facial hair to tell them apart.

tbh

Your poisoning animals? one step away from being a serial killer tbh

Whats in the contract?

All brilliant to be honest. the veyron test drive by captain slow - ellen mcarthur - the test drive where hammond screams 'i am a driving god' ! too many favourites

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/t...nal/6574129.stm

Having imported dvds from all over the world its pretty random tbh. There are some brilliant retailers who will 'mark down' the value of the package so it doesnt attract attention. Some will not 'mark down' but will mark the package as a gift - i think the limit for gifts is £35 or so. (might be wrong) Some couriers will pay the customs charges for you and will send a letter months after it was delivered demanding payment. (dhl are bad at this) Sometimes royal mail will quite happily deliver a package of dvds marked $60 (well over £18) but will then drop the note in the letterbox explaining theres a customs charge for a package marked £18.50. they will also include a handling charge of £4 on top of the customs fee.

I pissed on a big pile of my fhm mags once - and they were in my wardrobe.

This place is turning ino NO!

"My grandad was a miner and he worked down a mine" Was he under 16?

Everyone on this board is working class - FACT!

http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=4...tball_home& Whats going on there then?