Lazarus

My expert opinion is that she was actually a gorgeous looking lass until she got the plastc installed

there was white dogshit in an episode of 'life on mars' - when i saw it i shouted 'WAAAHEEEEYYYYY'

Nah, my mate built it to last. Two hamsters running in parallel. I could probably soldier on with it for a year or two longer and all, it's perfectly functional really, just getting outpaced a little on the whole multimeedja front. Of course, this will mean a close encounter of the Vista kind... you could put a canny pc together for peanuts - keep the case, power supply and drives and buy http://www.microdirect.co.uk/(14433)Intel-...Hz-1066FSB.aspx http://www.microdirect.co.uk/(14520)Asrock...oard-i945G.aspx http://www.microdirect.co.uk/(14374)Geil-V...ory-667MHz.aspx Sorted.

bloody hell - probably still got a mouse and a wheel inside it. i reinstalled windows on my 'rig' last week - was fast as fook til i put all the other crap on it. (still canny swift though).

Manufactured pop bitch tbh.

http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=4...p;channel=& Interesting point:

i love the feel of a fresh pc!

Swap dyer for defoe

But that's as much as we can expect from Roeder - sign some decent players and hope they do the buisness. Tactics? What are they? It may even be too much to expect from him - he's already fucked up two transfer windows. i dont reckon roeder is solely responsible for our transfer window fuckups.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/JVC-VHS-c-Adapter_W0...1QQcmdZViewItem Do you know anyone with a dvd/video combi?

its not a regular vhs cassette - its the teeny tiny camcorder type

1) Sorting some bootlegs ive downloaded into date order - taking fucking ages! 2) listening to the radio 3) debating whether or not to get a proper dab radio in the loft as i'm currently connected to the tv aerial. 4) ive bust the controller from the ps2 ive borrowed from a relative 5) just bought a replacement for a £5 from play.com

Aye - could be a laugh but it'll be bug city until the 3rd patch

Or... buy one of the adaptor wotsits and give it to someone with a dvd/video combi doodah.

Tweedy's minging man !

Theres no or

1. Jessica Alba 2. Keeley Hazell 3. Eva Longoria 4. Adriana Lima (Brazilian supermodel) 5. Scarlett Johansson 6. Hayden Panettiere (US actress) 7. Cheryl Tweedy 8. Angelina Jolie 9. Emily Scott 10. Elisha Cuthbert 11. Eva Mendes 12. Keira Knightley 13. Evangeline Lilly 14. Christina Aguilera 15. Rachel Stevens 16. Kelly Brook 17. Sarah Harding 18. Beyonce Knowles 19. Alessandra Ambrosia 20. Cameron Diaz 21. Jessica Simpson 22. Nicole Scherzinger 23. Gemma Atkinson 24. Jessica Biel 25. Kate Middleton 26. Holly Willoughby 27. Nadine Coyle 28. Carmen Electra 29. Avril Lavigne 30. Lindsay Lohan 31. Charlotte McKenna 32. Charlize Theron 33. Halle Berry 34. Rachel Bilson 35. Jennifer Aniston 36. Eva Green 37. Abigail Clancy 38. Joss Stone 39. Hilary Duff 40. Kate Beckinsale 41. Hayley Parsons 42. Roxanne McKee 43. Jennifer Love Hewitt 44. Maria Sharapova 45. Sienna Miller 46. Billie Piper 47. Nicola Roberts 48. Holly Valance 49. Ali Larter 50. Anna Kournikova 51. Ana Beatriz Barros 52. Gisele Bundchen 53. Peaches Geldof 54. Britney Spears 55. Rihanna 56. Natalie Portman 57. Mischa Barton 58. Imogen Thomas 59. Michelle Ryan 60. Petra Nemcova 61. Kimberley Walsh 62. Kayleigh Pearson 63. Tanya Robinson 64. Alexa Chung 65. Charlotte Church 66. Amii Grove 67. Myleene Klass 68. Kate Moss 69. Fearne Cotton 70. Holly Newberry 71. Vikki Blows 72. Nikki Sanderson 73. Rosario Dawson 74. Jenna Jameson 75. Kirsten Dunst 76. Danielle Lloyd 77. Tera Patrick 78. Joanna Krupa 79. Tricia Helfer 80. Abi Titmuss 81. Charlotte Marshall 82. Noemie Lenoir 83. Michelle Marsh 84. Sophie Howard 85. Jenni Falconer 86. Kara Tointon 87. Jennifer Ellison 88. Melissa Theuriau 89. Jaime Pressly 90. Sophia Bush 91. Jennifer Garner 92. Lucy Pinder 93. Georgie Thompson 94. Heidi Range 95. Abi Harding 96. Melanie Slade 97. Pamela Anderson 98. Emma Watson 99. Ziyi Zhang 100. Lacey Turner

Aye, she's a right hound. Woof!

Cos it would be a bit difficult lugging one round the pitch?

SHUT UP.