Lazarus

Heres a few other foreign films to get you all started. memories of murder: korean police drama. about koreas first serial killer and how completely unpreprared the police were. Shutter: taiwanese horror. you'll when you find out what causes the blokes neck pain. Quill: Japanese comedy drama about the life of a guide dog. anyone who has lost a dog will cry buckets.

I want one of ketsbia kicking that advertising hoarding.

Anyone know anything about him?

Jesus Wept!!!! http://netsummary.dk/carstunts/locationhunting/

Its only sold to cashmere jumper wearing punters

None taken. It's all about the red wine and the Belgian beer in this part of the world, anyway. I am a huge fan of belgian beer, consequently Brussels is one of my favouite cities. Relaxing in a bar sipping your way round half a dozen lethal beers is my idea of heaven. And yes, I am a fan of red (and white) wine too. I tend to avoid spirits though as they make me do bad things. Like following through?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0337978/

http://www.addictinggames.com/curveball.html Starts getting interesting after level 6

Meanwhile at 2J's, him and his trampy friends indulge themselves with a "who's got the greenest flob" competition, breaking only to piss all over the toilet seat and swill their special brew. Poor for you that one Scotty boy. 2Twats the comedy judge. I think it's class how I'm a freak cos I don't like to spit when I go for a piss though. You lot are fucking retarded. I agree with Gemmill, i have never had the urge to spit while having a piss, maybe we had good parents or something. In fact i never even spit, is this something common people do? good parents would have never allowed that superman wallpaper to stay up!

my mate used to do that 'snorting to clear out the nostrils' kinda thing each time at the pub bog - as loud as possible anarl.

"Good morning children, each Thursday we're going to have a general knowledge quiz. The pupil who gets the answer right can have Friday and Monday off and not come back to school until Tuesday." Wee Jock (a typical Scottish twang) thinks, "Ya beauty. Ah'm pure brilliant at ma general knowledge stuff. This is gonnae be a dawdle, come ahead ya radge, a lang weekend fir me.' Teacher:"Right class, who can tell me who said: 'Don't ask what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?' Wee Jock shoots up his hand, waving furiously in the air. Teacher looking round picks Jeremy at the front. Teacher:Yes, Jeremy." Jeremy (in a very English accent): "Yes miss, the answer is J F Kennedy- inauguration speech 1960." Teacher: "Very good Jeremy. You may stay off Friday and Monday and we will see you back in class on Tuesday." The next Thursday comes around, and Wee Jock is even more determined. Teacher: "Who said. 'We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them in the air, we will fight them at sea. But we will never surrender?'" Wee Jock's hand shoots up, arm stiff as a board, shouting "I know. I know. Me Miss, me Miss." Teacher looking round and picks Timothy, sitting at the front: "Yes Timothy." Timothy (In a very, very posh, English accent): "Yes miss, the answer is Winston Churchill, 1941 Battle of Britain speech." Teacher: "Very good Timothy, you may stay off Friday and Monday and come back to class on Tuesday." The following Thursday comes around and Wee Jock is hyper, he's been studying encyclopaedias all week and he's ready for anything that comes. He's coiled in his wee chair, slavers dripping in anticipation. Teacher: "Who said 'One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind'?" Wee Jock's arm shoots straight in the air, he's standing on his seat, jumping up and down screaming, "Miss, me miss, meeeeee!" Teacher looking round the class picks Rupert, sitting at the front: "Yes Rupert." Rupert (In a frightfully, frightfully, ever so plumy English accent: "Yes miss, that was Neil Armstrong. 1969, The first moon landing." Teacher: Very good Rupert. You may stay off Friday and Monday and come back into class on Tuesday." Wee Jock loses the plot altogether, tips his desk and throws his wee chair at the wall. He starts screaming: "Where the f**K did all these English b*st*rds come from?" Teacher looking round the class: "Who the hell said that?" Wee Jock, grabs his coat and bag and hads for the door, "Bonnie Prince Charlie, Culloden, 1746. See you on Tuesday."

Spit into the toilet when having a pee?

So i ring this bloke in order to confirm his wifes date of birth. he tells me he's a bit forgetful and sure enough he narrows it down to either November or February after a bit of humming and harring. So i say i'll call back later when the wifes back from her shopping and he says 'i cant remember how old she is but shes old enough to have a beard'.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EacXSN4Sk0

ive downlodaed 647gb since 12/10/06 and have just had a letter fom virgin asking me to take it easy with the downloads also got a flyer fro sky through the door this morning advrtising the max service - sounds tempting like. upto 16mb for £10 per month

Happy fucking birthday you fucker.

He's definately improving. slowly but shirley

Where are we in the form table?

if we sign crouch - i'd support sunderland.