Lazarus

its actually recommended that you do just that every 6 months or so. You should invest in a separate hdd for your OS and keep everything else on another hdd. ive got a 36bg sata raptor and two 250gb hdd's.

maybe he just doesnt like the north

thats there all in your favourites

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4768647.stm Must admit ive NEVER typed the word 'porn' into google I do however, look at porn, just about every day

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ALAN-SHEARER-TESTIMO...1QQcmdZViewItem £50 so far !

Jose now has a problem in midfield.

i was gonna say - you dont think the spanish do their shopping at the touristy places, do you?

i reckon a wide pair of zoggy and swp would be pretty amazing actually

Why dont we have a kind of hollywood walk of fame kind of thing. Only for previous players or those in their testimonial year. Havnt quite worked out just how a player might qualify yet..... Doesnt have to be a star with the name inside, it could be the club crest. Or maybe a design by a fan. It could just have the name of the player, or the name plus a picture or pretty much anything i suppose. Doesnt have to be sited outside the ground either, could be within the stadium. Or on northumberland street. Gotta be better than arguing about statues. Whadda ya reckon ? (i'll nominate given, shearer and pedro)

You have a contract dont you? Are the facilities and furnishings mentioned in that ?

Graeme Souness has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Souness thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Glenn Hoddle and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" Graeme said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the next room. In it was Fat Freddie with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented Graeme. The devil opened a third door. In it, Graeme saw Steve Bruce lying naked on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Karen Brady, taking it up the arse. Souness looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "Karen, you're free to go!"

David Blaine was gutted yesterday when he found out that his 44 day record of doing fuck all in a box was smashed by a six month attempt by Emile Heskey.

Milan want 'their' titles back. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/4770589.stm

the building? 136059[/snapback] The Wills Building on the coast road in Toon.. it used to be an old tobacco factory or something but they turned it into fancy dan apartments..... 136060[/snapback] ahh thank you 136062[/snapback] call yourself a geordie

Thought this was about the building on the coast road To answer - no i havnt.

Washing, Ironing, Food and Entertainment, actually. 136044[/snapback] Well you can go without a shag but i'm not

Q: What does WIFE stand for? A: Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc.

its true i tells ya

isnt there a mexican stadium that holds just under 120000 ?

http://media.putfile.com/buttrocket

god knows boys seem to have a passion for explosions, knocking things down and doing daft stunts!! i.e. as in Brainiac!! I cant see what so exciting about blowing things up 135806[/snapback] me neither, Id much rather see how well something will burn 135809[/snapback] i hope thats food your talking about

Funerals are expensive anarl

Troops - the star wars spoof.