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Lazarus

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  1. One of the dvd forums i post on had some newbie come on and be a total prat. so the mods changed his username and he started a second thread slagging everyone off . funny as hell we dont know how lucky we re to have such considerate and compassionate mods here
  2. On a friday afternoon there a few of us in the office get stuff from a local takeaway. i get chips, rice and curry sauce washed down with a can of dandelion and burdock. fucking heaven Mind you - the entire office reeks as soon as everyone opens their meal
  3. Ouzo ! Fucking hell - i used to drink that by the gallon
  4. Look on the bright side at least were not villa fans
  5. http://www.clubcall.com/index.jsp?storyID=6285 http://www.tribalfootball.com/may/englisnews9210506.html
  6. i'm not sure it is now tbh. i read the story on the net, cant remember the site and then kept surfing. so i then read this here very thread and i think, 'he's just been offered a new deal, i just read the story'. only i cant find the bloody link.
  7. me mother said one of the cameramen ended up on the deck! live on air ! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5001386.stm
  8. Heres what i'm listening to http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KKNVVTEU
  9. the whole tournament basically comes down to owen and rooney and their fitness. we should get out of our group but if they arnt fully fit for the knockoot stages we'll struggle.
  10. its been done before. paddington bear did it.
  11. He could claim asylum and stay in the uk.
  12. depends on whats meant by planned. every manager since keegan has been appointed as a result of the failings of the previous one.
  13. Leazes, you talk a lot of sense in some of your posts, but utter cobblers in others. Robson was NOT a planned appointment. We already had a manager at the time, Gullit. He was sacked and the search for a new manager began. Despite being the obvious choice (and I mean obvious to literally everyone), it took Shepherd several days to contact Robson, and according to Robson in his book, he very nearly cocked it up by offering him such a derisory salary to do the job. Complete incompetence. It's true that Robson was probably the first choice after Keegan left, but again, how could that be planned? Keegan had quit unexpectedly, there was absolutely no planning involved. So, if you look back in recent history, this is the story. Keegan - a planned and inspired choice by John Hall, not shepherd. Dalglish - not planned, but a popular choice who didn't work. Gullit - not planned, mixed reception, but madness imo considering what had happened to him at Chelsea and his known hatred of our number 9 (before he even took the job). Robson - NOT PLANNED. Fortunately available at the third time of asking, although Shepherd unbelievably almost cocks up the appointment. Souness - not planned, Shepherd makes a serious mistake under pressure from Hall jnr (aka shithead), and ends up with 5th choice manager. Unbelievable that he was in the top 1000 candidates really. Roeder - not planned, Shepherd selects him after a good term as caretaker, claiming yet again he is the fans' choice. Meanwhile, the rest of the football world are pissing themselves laughing at us. Can you spot a pattern here? Lurching from one disater to the next, almost without respite. When other clubs realise their manager is not working, they PLAN ahead, scouring the world for a good replacement, BEFORE they sack the incumbent. Not us though, which is why we are in the mess we are. Whose fault is this - the boards, of course. I'll also take issue with one other thing you said in your post. The Newcastle team that Dalglish inherited required a hell of a lot more than "tweaking" to win the league. As a first team it was good, but nowhere near the match of ManU who were coming to their peak. But the squad was poor, and we had scrapped the reserves and all but abolished the youth team. This was compounded by the fact many of the first team players were over the hill (Beardsley being a prime example). I'm sure one of the reasons Keegan left was because he knew the game was up. The task that Dalglish and subsequent managers inherited was a very hard one, not least because it coincided with having an incompetent fool as our chairman. 138774[/snapback] i would slightly disagree with that. Keegan: as you say, inspired. Dalgleish: Proven manager who dismantled team and played negative football. Guillt: Appointed to bring back sexy football from keegan days. poor man management soured his term Robson: Proven manager, great man manager and sexy football. more of a father figure than disciplinarian. Souness: Appointed to restore discipline but done at the expense of man management, tactics, sexy football etc etc Roeder: ?
  14. Chops has been offerred a new deal
  15. or that danny alves 138683[/snapback] The left back? Isn't he Barcelona-bound? 138689[/snapback] hes a soopa attacking right back. the barca stuff is just paper talk innit ?
  16. Shirley you jest ? 138663[/snapback] Listen - it's hard for me to admit that! If anything, his concentration appears to be a little better, which is a start. He remains the most frustrating player I've ever seen. And don't call me Shirley 138664[/snapback] More frustrating than Tino ? Shirley not !
  17. You've mentioned it before, but the fact you own a porno drive still makes me chuckle. 138643[/snapback] i'm just organised, thats all. one drive for me OS, one for me smut and one for me music.
  18. these pictuers are saved in my 'funny pix' folder - not on my porno drive.
  19. Paul Mcartney love poem We sat upon the river bank My hands were all a quiver I loosened her suspender belt And her leg fell in the river.
  20. Wonder if its the same wifey who brings oot the tea at the press conferences
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