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believe it or not but this very question resulted in a 780 odd reply thread on a dvd forum a bloody dvd forum caused a right ruckus.

You read the thread title and still chose to read on 133052[/snapback] err yes....with amazement and also because im afraid it all sounded so horribly familiar to me. Hubby once did the same thing when he was working in his garage which is in the middle of nowhere and he didnt have the key to the toilet Only as far as i know, he put a black bin liner in a bucket and perched on that to do the dirty deed but like he so cheerfully told me later, it was either that or shit his pants 133080[/snapback] Of all the people to lower the tone of the board by talking of toilet habits, i never thought it would be YOU toonraider.

Aint hindsight great.

Surprised there was no mention of tvr.

they trotted oot henry cooper FFS!

Getting reet on my tits. theres just no need.

Skysportsnews latest.

he's bolted

This reminds me of that fast show episode where all they can agree on is banksie in goal

South Park - Trapped in the closet full episode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQKxV9Lh04

skanking 299 Km/h Motorbike - this guy has a death wish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1wklqd-A9Q Great White Sharks feeding on a whale carcass http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jr9uAGkov4 Star Trek Cribs - Spock is a gangsta http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBXal1GAA4A

No but i can do you a bag full of kack for a reasonable price

we have a chest freezer and stuff in there - it stops your feet getting cold man. its not fitted or anything

Wouldnt the force of the box hitting you splatter your heed?

Me dad loves this but i just dont get it. I love the ganster genre but i just cant get into this

i think its because he keeps typing like this.

Thats better. i think ive got the squits off the chinese i had earlier. So i laid oot 3 bits of kitchen roll on a patch of carpet we have on the garage floor. 2 bits in a vertical side by side arrangement and a further 3rd bit at the bottom placed horozontally. i thought this intricate lattice like arranegment would help stop (and absorb) any 'stray' fecal matter that might shoot out at a funny angle. i must say that the blue kitchen roll contrasted sharply with the 'mellow yellow' theme of the carpet. that llewellyn bowen dude would have had a stroke at my color scheme i'm sure. i proceeded to kick off the old boxers and squat. then a strange thing happened, i started sweating, profusely. whilst in the act of shitting, then realised there was no way i was gonna be able to wipe with a bit of kitchen roll the size of an a3 bit of paper. think about it - its bloody huge. Has anyone tried cutting kitchen roll into 'toilet roll wipe sized bits' using just their (sweaty) hands? its impossible. i would have paid good money for a set square or a ruler at that moment. anyone who can do this should get an instant knighthood tbh . after taking a moment to silently congratulate myself with the impressive mound of light brown kack that had appeared beneath me i then set about the task of wiping my jacksie. Still in the squatting position it was quite easy - not that different to wiping whilst sitting on a toilet actually. however the rough texture of the kitchen roll felt like i was wiping my badge with industrial grade sand paper. it was also at this point that my legs began to ache. i assume this is because my body isnt used to the squatting position and it became most uncomfortable. i soon had a big pile of used tissue beneath me and carefully scooped it all up with the untouched corners of improvised mat and into a big smelly bundle. the bundle was placed into the wheelie bin, my boxers were recovered and put on over my jelly like legs and all was well with the world again. Ive just instructed me mother to have a downstairs shitter put in so that i can have kack like a decent human being if the bathroom is otherwise engaged.

Swear to god. Am waiting for my sister to finish so i can have a shower Theres only one lavvy in this hoose and its currently occupied by my sister who is taking a bath I could feel the turtles head trying to poke out and each time i 'sucked' the fucker back in. It was a colossol battle that raged for all of 2 minutes until i submitted to nature and started collecting the tools of the job. i got meself one roll of 'kitchen roll', in blue, and a morrisions plastic bag and into the garage i went. (our bog roll is kept solely in the bathroom cupboard). so, in the freezing cold i laid out the kitchen roll...... SHES OOT - AM AWAY IN THE SHOWER !

i'd imagine that youd suffocate under the mile high pile.

Trollop tbh

Toontastic clique = poor mans 'Super Adventure Club' tbh.

am sure i read somewhere that romanovitch owns the company that owns corinthians - so in order to 'buy' tevez, wouldnt he just move 32m from one of his bank acccounts to another of his bank accounts ? not really 'buying' the player in my book. i'll let someone else do the hard work and confirm this

pardon my french here but - why the fuck are they sticking there noses in ? Its the chairmen who decide, not the managers union, innit ?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4776181634656145640 I think he's got parkinsons or sommat meself like.......

Maybe its just me but the board seems to to be a bit slow lately. Ist it me ? or am i going totally tonto?