Lazarus

How mental does this look?

my laptop only has two slots and they both have a 512mb in does your motherboard accept 2gb sticks?

a new processor will probably make the most noticable difference but everything from your rams frequency to the rpm speed of the hard drives to the OS can make a difference to a computers speed.

most people dont have a problem with id cards cos they dont know what they will be used for in the future. currently its what? for travel and benefit claim purposes? but in say 15 years time - what will it be used for? less stuff or more stuff?

Add another 1gb stick and give your system a run out. if theres an improvement - consider buying a further 1gb stick to take you to 3gb. ram is cheap so what do you have to lose?

ill believe it when its on jimbos telly

Youve got to admire the balls of a man who drives a boat with jet engine at the back.

Very senior officers can also retire early and get access to their massive, and i mean HUGE pensions.

BT have abandoned the phorm trials. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8135850.stm

Ive had mine approximately 10 years or so. Never changed it - only number ive had. Some people i know seem to change theirs on a regular basis and ill get a text saying 'this is my new number' with no clue who its off

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article....jectid=10582599

2005 - 2009 i may be mistaken - but i think your out by at least a century.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SJPin1930.jpg

didnt cows graze on it for a few years?

Sounds interesting if not a little far fetched. Anyone like to guess? My guess is some sort of player contract issue or the european super league.

http://www.punternet.com/index1.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00lkvtp/Space_Dogs/

Where does it say that you have to get on with members of your family? I know some families who are incredibly close and others who arnt. Even the closest of friendships can drift apart - so can family relationships.

Heres some classic country and western for you leazes

Is that jack osbourne?

All accountants are bastards. FACT!

this gonna drag on into the new season.