Lazarus

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=uKa-aDga1fE- Definately on something

i dunno - full time education and under 18? maybe.

Not that weve got a chance in hell....but what fee would city accept? 10m+ 15m+ 20m+

Wow - excellent actor too.

There goes your hero..... Fat Pig.

i take the stairs - the lifts at tyneview park are fucking deathtraps,

0-0 at full time

Anybody who calls themselves a football fan who denies NUFC is a big club is a fucking idiot. You can say "not as big as you think you are" - thats a debate but "big club my arse" qualifies you as sky era fuckwitted twat. Goodnight. I dont think were a big club - but this argument has been done before. Arsene Wenger must be wrong and you must be right then Wouldnt be the first time

Anybody who calls themselves a football fan who denies NUFC is a big club is a fucking idiot. You can say "not as big as you think you are" - thats a debate but "big club my arse" qualifies you as sky era fuckwitted twat. Goodnight. I dont think were a big club - but this argument has been done before.

Aye - the chopper did indeed land at the training ground, our building shook when it went over mustve had a reet fat twat in it as it was really low.

No.

http://www.play.com/DVD/DVD/4-/3595264/Ent...et/Product.html

Fun? Someone start a 'Chuckle brothers IN' thread.....

NEW England manager Fabio Capello fell to the ground clutching his face while signing his contract today, claiming he was attacked by FA chief executive Brian Barwick. Image Capello relives Barwick's cynical challenge Capello had just stood up after adding his signature to the £6.5 million a year deal when the FA boss lunged at him with his hands outstretched, witnesses said. The chief executive grabbed Capello by his right hand and started shaking it vigorously at which point the Italian fell to the ground, writhing in agony, later claiming Barwick had punched him repeatedly in the face. Luca Tomi, chief reporter with Italy’s Gazetto dello Sport, said Capello spent 20 minutes writhing on the floor after the assault, which he described as ‘sickening’. Football pundit Alan Hansen said Capello had made the most of the incident but that Barwick had shown ‘incredible naivety’ in manhandling the Italian in such a key area. He said: “There was no need to touch him. Capello was going nowhere and all he had to do was steer him towards the drinks cabinet and the danger’s over.” Meanwhile it has emerged that Capello is to add the former Juventus striker Marco Battuto to his growing backroom staff as diving coach. Capello thinks that many of his new England stars are accomplished cheaters in the Premier League but seem unable to con referees at international level. Battuto said: “Look at Gerrard - he is probably the finest diver in England today but did you see him go down against Andorra? My daughter is more convincing cheat, and she is two.”

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/08/banker_muslim_gaffe/

Left back tbh.

Went back to vista to see if sp1 would improve things - but it wouldnt install. Have a look at my ram usage! :D :D

Albelda must be 32 or so by now

Sven has been extremely lucky though - he was buying players without even seeing them!