Lazarus

Feckers! There not really quad core - its actually duel duel core! As in 2 duel core chips. Bassas!

Foxy lady.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=1927

VLC player. Firefox.

The water looks amazingly clear

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Flags of our fathers - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418689/ Not as good as i was expecting. Ive also got the 'companion' film to watch as well - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0498380/

Incompetance is bit strong there jimbo i think. hes clearly still trying to find his best 11 players before we come up against the bigger teams in the hope of taking points off them. in the meantime, as its not in his nature to field an 'adventurous' team and the fact that theres not really a creative central midfielder means were gonna drop points. i'm not happy with some our results this season but i still were ultimately going in the right direction.

My advice is to ditch outlook.

Cacapa off - Rozenhal on.

Owen!

Whats going on?

My mate was sacked from his job on the Waltzers He's going to an employment tribunal for funfair dismissal

woman goes to the doctors as she has a bump in her stomach doctor says "what if I told you that in a few months your house will be full of dirty nappies?" woman says "I'm pregnant? I'm having a baby??" doctor says "no- you have bowel cancer"

Roger Moore says to Sean Connery at the 25th Annual 007 Reunion "I hear that the woman who played Pussy Galore in Goldfinger has split her fanny open!" Connery replies "Honor Blackman?" To which Moore replies "no, on a dildo"

Dont exaggerate.

you want to get those wires tidied away mate No i dont.

Anyway - what is it with Americans and their mullets?

Got myself a new 42" panny PX70 Only cost £100 as we made a claim on the house contents insurance as me other telly was kaput. Also just ordered the bits for a new pc based around an antec P182 case, quad core processor and 4gb ram.

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