Lazarus

Sounds more like a fat, skiving, aussie twat to me

This bloke is just awesome. Completely fucking awesome.

I thoght viduka did ok - nowt more. he was very well marked by ferdinand and hardly won anything in the air with him.

To be fair - the police are there to uphold the law. Since when has the law been about justice?

that would be 2 litres of Jack.....

How about Tuesday AND Thursday?

How much do you charge and when can you fit me in?

FIFA World Player of the Year clean sweep.

there is a distinct lack of people challenging this here. It's not meant to be funny, you miserable cunt. It's a natural progression, as their numbers grow, what do you think will happen ? As 'their' numbers grow, so will 'ours'. Unless members of the white race mystierously stop reproducing.

How did Stevie Wonder learn to play the piano? By looking for his tabs on the mantlepiece.

I cant swim either. Was always embarrassed about my eczema as a kid so didnt learn.

You need some of these http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/100-x-Black-Nylon-Ca...1QQcmdZViewItem You can even get the funky velcro versions.

Better than james blunt!

Looks almost as bad as the singer from def leppard.

pirate bay.

I'm guessing that'd come as news to them like. Its all the same to me.

Gemmill?

Laz, we just finished the second series and it's as good as the first but without being a spoiler you do realise it was axed after the second series - which makes it as frustrating as fuck! Yeah - huge shamebut i suppose its understandable. 4m per episode and only a couple of mil watching it. As long as theres at least some closure thats ok by me. wouldve loved to have seen the remaining planned 4 series(even though ive only seen the 1st so far). Frustrating as fuck is what they did to 'Jericho' by canceling it on a huuuuuge cliffhanger. bassas!

Bound to be a clearout - who will we get?

Absolute tragedy what happened to buckley.