Besty

@BestyNUFC

It's OK DEADMAN.

proper advice that. will get you home quicker too. Your body will be more relaxed, so statistically if you crash driving home, you're more likely to avoid breaking bones or serious injury, because the body flops around more and isn't as stiff as if you were sober. This is scientific fact proven in studies, sorry to get tehcnical, but there it is. Quick example: If you jump out of a 5th story window sober, you will straighten your legs to try and land and thus break them both and probably end up paraplegic. If you make the same jump after 11 pints, your body will just flop around on impact with the ground and you sustain less injuries. Just a few beers to unwind not a suicide attempt, thanks anyway

I'll be on tonight from about 6ish!

He doesn't have to live with anyone anymore.

Fabrice Pancrate is still on a free like...

2nd Fedruary!

Sure we could get another £10m out of them...

Parky - The psychic (or psycho, not really sure)...

Edited too quick for me there, was just about to ask if it was from a throw-in.

Still haven't jailbroke (is that a word?) mine!

Where's that from btw?

yep thats top of my worries at the moment

He's been called up for Nigeria! Which is why he can't go on about getting in the England team anymore?

Atleast he can't go on about getting in the England team anymore.

Same old threats of boycott then nowt will happen and he'll do it again next year with whoever we receive a bid for.

Aye cause they need another midfielder!

Gudjohnsen to Fulham btw, even he would've done on loan for now.

Yeah, its unreal. What about a medical for a start? That can wait, obviously.

Now Carroll's gone it's his time to shine.

I feel sorry for Ireland like, imagine his first home game.

Bet they didn't see the Zoggy thing coming.