Smooth Operator

I can go a full week without a cigarette no problem if i don't go for a drink (occasional joint in between) but as soon as I've got a pint in my hand at the weekend I'm like Kate Bush, then i feel like shit the next morning. Saying that when i was at Longbenton i would smoke about 4 a day due to the boredom and the annoyance factor of the people i had socialise with, never smoke in the house though, haven't since the bairn was born (4 year ago). 77079[/snapback] Anyone in particular?

well there is that little fat ginga bloke at work who says he pulled at the Christmas do, the one at the Thistle hotel, a crackin little blonde she was (allegedly). 76768[/snapback] To believe the ginge would be a fatal mistake! But thanks for the compliment, she certainly is a cracking little blonde isn't she!

Ahhhh the old "need to find a reason for the bairn looking nowt like his dad trick" 76756[/snapback] Well that was my initial reaction but then again I don't know a ginger person who has had sex before, Gemmill tried to use himself as an example but I don't believe the bent bugger!

All's I'd want to play if Champ Manager or Football Manager tbh, so would i still be looking at a pretty penny then? Oh and I want a wireless connection one too. Thumb print will be well and truly removed when I waltz in the door with my new laptop! I'm gonna make sure I chuck away the receipt too so's I cant take it back, a trick I learnt off her!

Who's 'they' like? 76702[/snapback] Some bird he was snaking before he got on with the bible thumper. Church Go'er my arse, just a fucking go'er who likes a bit of Almond Rock 76709[/snapback] Dunno if its thats as sound as one of Rob's sources but then if you're Jay Z you wouldnt be so desparate to deny it I dont spose. 76712[/snapback] Even someone with a tool as small as your's could get the fanny if you had his money, definitely save you having to shave your pubes off to make it look bigger 76714[/snapback] I'm 15 stone with a 'very low centre of gravity' you little Byker shit house. 76724[/snapback] And a cock like a field mouse! And it's "Walker shit house" if you want to be accurate, it's slightly more of a shit hole than Byker! 76731[/snapback] Thought Wacky lived in the Wall? 76732[/snapback] He does but he's from Walker, only reason he doesn;t live there anymore is cos he stole the anal virginity of one of Walkers finest families and he's been in exile ever since, quite a conquest for a ginger dwarf!

Standards, mate. Standards! Wouldnt have her in the house. Disappointed in you tbh. 76752[/snapback] Pussy snob tbh.

Never really noticed the nork inbalance tbh, put it down to her leaning forward slight at that side, might have to scout around for another snap now!

It's a real Supermodel called Adriana Lima from Brazil, none of your Helena Christiansen bollox here eh Manc-Mag?! 76736[/snapback] I could pull better tbh and I have. FACT! 76738[/snapback] Do supermodel types go for 15 stoners with shrivelled mouse like cocks?

It's a real Supermodel called Adriana Lima from Brazil, none of your Helena Christiansen bollox here eh Manc-Mag?!

Who's 'they' like? 76702[/snapback] Some bird he was snaking before he got on with the bible thumper. Church Go'er my arse, just a fucking go'er who likes a bit of Almond Rock 76709[/snapback] Dunno if its thats as sound as one of Rob's sources but then if you're Jay Z you wouldnt be so desparate to deny it I dont spose. 76712[/snapback] Even someone with a tool as small as your's could get the fanny if you had his money, definitely save you having to shave your pubes off to make it look bigger 76714[/snapback] I'm 15 stone with a 'very low centre of gravity' you little Byker shit house. 76724[/snapback] And a cock like a field mouse! And it's "Walker shit house" if you want to be accurate, it's slightly more of a shit hole than Byker!

Why, when i can stay here and laugh at your dilemma. If it's a lad why don't you call him Chris or Evan 76707[/snapback] You've posted yourself out the the reckoning for potential Godfather! I quite like the name Evan actually. I'm confident that my superior gene pool will overide any of her misgivings in any case.

I'm no geneticist but I know that the 'ginge will out' if its there. Saw a programme which featured an island in the caribbean where the slave owners had evidently been ginge scots and some of the (black) locals there had red hair and freckles hundreds of years on. a la Wes Brown. 76691[/snapback] When the bairn first came out her hair was dark for about a week then the ginger spread like wild fire. As alex says lasses can just about get away with it by colouring their hair etc but if you're a lad i have to say you're well and truly fucked, especially with assholes like me around 76695[/snapback] This coming from a fellow ginge is hypocrisy tbh, why don't you fuck off back to Howaythetoon like you keep saying you ginger twat!

Cheers boss, your right it wouldn't really bother me tbh.

She's a natural brunette upstairs and slightly daker downstairs not that you'd tell, I like you keep that bare so's not to gag on any stringy pubes during a diving session, I'd ask you the same but I've no need!

Cheers mate. That's cold comfort tbh! Just knowing the grief I gave the ginga's at school I wouldn't want my bairn having to go through that! Obviously I repent of my sins now but kids are kids and they'll rip the piss. Wor lass gets most things wrong though tbh.

Sounds like you're speaking from experience? Does your Monkey Hanging self own a ginger offspring?

So does that mean i'd be looking at a pricey laptop then?

Wor lass is pregnant and as a result we've been having the usual conversations about names, would we prefer a boy or a girl etc. But now she's obsessed that the bairn will be ginger! Now I've got black hair and her natural colour is brown, but she's got really pale skin (ginger skin as she calls it) and as her grandad had ginger hair and her mam has this so called ginger skin too wor lass has seemingly tried to do the adding up without a calculator and all her sums equal ginger! Anyone know if this is a possibility? I don't want to have to float the bairn down the Tyne hoping someone pro-ginger picks it up and doesn't mind bringing it up in this anti-ginger world!

Can you play pc games on a laptop or do they have their own version?

I wish someone would cyber-bully me! It would give me the excuse to get the councilling I no doubt need!

Aye she's no aged supermodel resorting to going behind the camera instead of infront of it like! She can shake that ass for as long as she likes and I wouldn't get bored!

Gemmill was an extra in the film so that he could be on set for the love scene, this followed on from his leather clad appearance in Crusing opposite Al Pacino - fact!

Me too but as soon as Steve Martin appeared I was a cuming!

Have seen it a few times and each time it has prompted me into a furious 3 and a half minute wanking session with my very own Pink Panther!

I'm seeing it tomorrow, based on the reviews I've read, and the fact I am confident of my sexuality. 76607[/snapback] Well i hope you enjoy it you raving bender!